Post by DM on Apr 11, 2010 5:22:47 GMT
( Let me go on record and say ANYONE whom has a care for Terry Funk...do NOT continue reading )
Texas Death Match
“Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a Tornado Tag Team Texas Deathmatch, the only way you can win this match is if you pin your opponent and they cannot get up for a ten count, introducing first Representing Ring of Honor he stands 6ft 8inches tall and weighs in at 350lbs “The Monster” Abyss
(Play Abyss)
Abyss walks through the curtain looking pissed and ready to fight walking down to the ring with purpose getting into the ring taunting to the crowd and waiting for his tag team partner.
“Introducing his partner from Double Cross Ranch, Amarillo, Texas weighing 240lbs he is the “Hardcore Legend” Terry Funk
(Play Funk)
Funk walks through the curtain with bandage over his head and arms almost limping to the ring pointing at Abyss and nodding in approval to him getting into the ring and shaking the hand of Abyss as his music dies down and they wait for there opponents.
“Introducing there opponents representing National Wrestling Alliance, first standing 7ft tall and weighing 328lbs “The Big Red Monster” Kane
(Play Kane)
Kane walks through the curtain as the arena is a deep red color as the crowd are heard going crazy for Kane who walks down and into the ring lifting his arms up and down as pyro comes shooting up from the corners, Kane then stands in the ring and points to the entrance ramp
“Introducing his tag team partner from the Land of the Rising Sun weighing in at 253lbs The Great Muta
(Play Muta)
Muta comes through the curtain as the crowd are heard in awe of Muta who walks down to the ring and starts to smile seeing Kane as he gets into the ring and shake hands with Kane as his music dies down and Abyss and Funk get into the ring as the bell sounds
(Play Ring Bell)
They all lock up with a Collar Elbow Tie Up and Muta gets the best of Abyss pushing him away. Abyss comes back and a Collar Elbow Tie Up is initiated again with this time Abyss getting the better of Muta. As Abyss comes charging at Muta who hits him with a high kick to the chest knocking Abyss down. Muta continues to mount the pressure but punching away at the head of Abyss who tries to cover his head but a lot of the shots from Muta hit Abyss
Abyss is lying on the ground as Muta runs to the ropes and then does a baseball slide causing Abyss to fall to the outside of the ring. Muta jumps over the top rope and hits a Diving Somersault Senton. Muta gets back up and taunts to the crowd who are cheering for NWA. Muta grabs Abyss and throws him into the ring steps crashing into the steps so hard that they become detached. Muta picks up Abyss and slams him back first into the ring post. Muta goes under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. Muta is about to hit Abyss with the chair when Funk notices this and with a suicide dive trying to take out Muta who throws Funk head first into the barricade as Funk gets to his feet as Muta levels Funk over the head with a chair shot as Funk just starts to bleed all over the place
Muta brings the chair into the ring as Kane starts to attack Abyss and Muta slams the chair over the back of Abyss. Muta hits a DDT and goes for the cover for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Kane now realising the opportunity grabs the steel chair and starts to hit Abyss over the head and shoulders with the steel chair. Kane then stops and puts the chair onto the chest of Abyss. Kane then goes to the top rope and hits his leg drop on to Abyss, Muta again goes for the cover for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Muta crawls to the outside and goes under the ring and grabs a trashcan and the lid without Abyss realising. Abyss puts his head through the second rope but Muta hits Abyss over the head with the Trashcan Lid causing Abyss to fall backwards in to the centre of the ring. Muta the throws the Trashcan into the ring with the lid as well and then goes under the ring and pulls out a table and places that into the ring as well.
Kane sets up the table but out of nowhere Funk rolls up Kane for a 1…2…NO! Kane kicks out. Funk turns around and Muta blasts Funk with a lariat. Muta comes in from the other side of the ring with a steel chair and as Abyss turns around Muta cracks Abyss over the head with the chair as Abyss is seen to be busted open
Muta picks up Funk and throws him through the ropes to the outside. Muta picks up Abyss and delivers a running powerslam to Abyss onto the floor. Abyss is writhing in pain as the blood begins to trickle down the face of Abyss. Kane gets Abyss and lifts him high into the air and drops Abyss Balls first onto the barricade.
Kane looks under the ring and pulls out a bag, Kane goes back into the ring and pours the bag out.
It contains thousands upon thousands of thumbtacks as Kane uses his feet to spread them out in the ring. Kane rolls back to the outside and throws Funk back into the ring. Funk is getting up and feeling a bit groggy when out of nowhere Kane gets Funks face and delivers a bulldog into the thumbtacks.
Kane then rolls out of the ring looking underneath and pulls out a barbed wire chair and slams it over the head of Abyss and once Abyss hits the floor, Kane continually hits Abyss over the head and wounded shoulder which causes Abyss to scream out in pain as the blood makes him choke as there is so much pouring down his face. Kane is relentless in his attack as he throws Abyss back into the ring and Kane slides back into the ring with the barbed wire steel chair. Abyss gets up but blood is pouring everywhere and Abyss tries to punch at Jack but Abyss is unable to see as the blood is making his vision impaired. Kane takes the advantage and hits a double arm DDT onto the barbed wire chair covering for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Abyss is finding it very hard to stand up but Kane keeps Abyss grounded with shots to the face and the chest. Muta gets the barbed wire chair and just stands there looking at it and for some reason gets into a psychotic trance because of the blood that he sees on the bat. But instead of attacking Abyss with the chair he reaches into his trousers and pulls out a can of lighter fluid and a box of matches. Muta sets the chair on fire The crowd are there chanting “Holy Shit”.
As Abyss gets back up Muta grabs Abyss by the throat and chokeslams Abyss into the barbed wire chair. Abyss is there screaming in pain and suffering is being shown by his facial expressions. But little does Abyss know that Kane was able to grab a steel barbed wire chair from the outside and with one last gasp of power swings the chair right into the cranium of Abyss.
Muta instead of getting off the ropes somehow manages to stand on the top rope and with the chair in front of his chest walks to the turnbuckle and jumps off the top and lands hitting a splash onto Abyss but the barbed wire chair was in between both of them so they end up both shouting out in pain. Kane goes for a cover for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Muta covered in blood just lays there on the top of Abyss just with a shocked look on his face and just slowly looks around the ring trying to figure out what punishment he can inflict onto Abyss next. Abyss is just lying in the ring motionless as Muta slowly crawls to the outside and picks up a brown coloured looking sack and drags that into the ring as Muta slides back into the ring as well. As Muta empties the contents of the sack it is shown to have a mixture of thumbtacks and broken glass but Muta just empties the sack onto the prone body of Abyss.
Muta goes to corner and picks up his barbed wire chair that is now covered in blood and drags in back to where Abyss is laying. Muta then just starts hitting Abyss with the barbed wire bat in the chest as glass and tacks just fly all over the place as well as into the chest of Abyss. Abyss somehow is able to grab the throat of Muta as Abyss gets up and delivers another monster chokeslam onto the tacks and glass as Abyss just falls and drags himself to the outside catching his breath.
Abyss slowly looks under the ring and pulls out a table covered in barbed wire and pushes it into the ring, Abyss sets the table and sets the table on fire and with this Muta gets back onto his feet and has the barbed wire chair in is hand and hits Abyss over the head with the bat covering him for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Muta is outraged that Abyss kicked out of the move but Muta looks around the ring and gets to his feet picking up the trashcan and throwing that onto Abyss who slowly gets onto his hands and knees, the face of Abyss is a crimson mask a dark red blood is pouring down his face as Muta looks at Abyss and kicks him down to the mat. Kane picks up Abyss and throws into the ropes bringing him back and taking Abyss down into the tacks again with the chokeslam covering Abyss for 1…2…3!
Abyss is then started to be counted out as the ref begins his count as Abyss looks to get back up to his feet but Abyss then drops down at a count of nine as the ref counts to ten!
(Play Ring Bell)
“Ladies and Gentlemen the winners of the match The Great Muta and Kane”
Texas Death Match
“Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is a Tornado Tag Team Texas Deathmatch, the only way you can win this match is if you pin your opponent and they cannot get up for a ten count, introducing first Representing Ring of Honor he stands 6ft 8inches tall and weighs in at 350lbs “The Monster” Abyss
(Play Abyss)
Abyss walks through the curtain looking pissed and ready to fight walking down to the ring with purpose getting into the ring taunting to the crowd and waiting for his tag team partner.
“Introducing his partner from Double Cross Ranch, Amarillo, Texas weighing 240lbs he is the “Hardcore Legend” Terry Funk
(Play Funk)
Funk walks through the curtain with bandage over his head and arms almost limping to the ring pointing at Abyss and nodding in approval to him getting into the ring and shaking the hand of Abyss as his music dies down and they wait for there opponents.
“Introducing there opponents representing National Wrestling Alliance, first standing 7ft tall and weighing 328lbs “The Big Red Monster” Kane
(Play Kane)
Kane walks through the curtain as the arena is a deep red color as the crowd are heard going crazy for Kane who walks down and into the ring lifting his arms up and down as pyro comes shooting up from the corners, Kane then stands in the ring and points to the entrance ramp
“Introducing his tag team partner from the Land of the Rising Sun weighing in at 253lbs The Great Muta
(Play Muta)
Muta comes through the curtain as the crowd are heard in awe of Muta who walks down to the ring and starts to smile seeing Kane as he gets into the ring and shake hands with Kane as his music dies down and Abyss and Funk get into the ring as the bell sounds
(Play Ring Bell)
They all lock up with a Collar Elbow Tie Up and Muta gets the best of Abyss pushing him away. Abyss comes back and a Collar Elbow Tie Up is initiated again with this time Abyss getting the better of Muta. As Abyss comes charging at Muta who hits him with a high kick to the chest knocking Abyss down. Muta continues to mount the pressure but punching away at the head of Abyss who tries to cover his head but a lot of the shots from Muta hit Abyss
Abyss is lying on the ground as Muta runs to the ropes and then does a baseball slide causing Abyss to fall to the outside of the ring. Muta jumps over the top rope and hits a Diving Somersault Senton. Muta gets back up and taunts to the crowd who are cheering for NWA. Muta grabs Abyss and throws him into the ring steps crashing into the steps so hard that they become detached. Muta picks up Abyss and slams him back first into the ring post. Muta goes under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. Muta is about to hit Abyss with the chair when Funk notices this and with a suicide dive trying to take out Muta who throws Funk head first into the barricade as Funk gets to his feet as Muta levels Funk over the head with a chair shot as Funk just starts to bleed all over the place
Muta brings the chair into the ring as Kane starts to attack Abyss and Muta slams the chair over the back of Abyss. Muta hits a DDT and goes for the cover for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Kane now realising the opportunity grabs the steel chair and starts to hit Abyss over the head and shoulders with the steel chair. Kane then stops and puts the chair onto the chest of Abyss. Kane then goes to the top rope and hits his leg drop on to Abyss, Muta again goes for the cover for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Muta crawls to the outside and goes under the ring and grabs a trashcan and the lid without Abyss realising. Abyss puts his head through the second rope but Muta hits Abyss over the head with the Trashcan Lid causing Abyss to fall backwards in to the centre of the ring. Muta the throws the Trashcan into the ring with the lid as well and then goes under the ring and pulls out a table and places that into the ring as well.
Kane sets up the table but out of nowhere Funk rolls up Kane for a 1…2…NO! Kane kicks out. Funk turns around and Muta blasts Funk with a lariat. Muta comes in from the other side of the ring with a steel chair and as Abyss turns around Muta cracks Abyss over the head with the chair as Abyss is seen to be busted open
Muta picks up Funk and throws him through the ropes to the outside. Muta picks up Abyss and delivers a running powerslam to Abyss onto the floor. Abyss is writhing in pain as the blood begins to trickle down the face of Abyss. Kane gets Abyss and lifts him high into the air and drops Abyss Balls first onto the barricade.
Kane looks under the ring and pulls out a bag, Kane goes back into the ring and pours the bag out.
It contains thousands upon thousands of thumbtacks as Kane uses his feet to spread them out in the ring. Kane rolls back to the outside and throws Funk back into the ring. Funk is getting up and feeling a bit groggy when out of nowhere Kane gets Funks face and delivers a bulldog into the thumbtacks.
Kane then rolls out of the ring looking underneath and pulls out a barbed wire chair and slams it over the head of Abyss and once Abyss hits the floor, Kane continually hits Abyss over the head and wounded shoulder which causes Abyss to scream out in pain as the blood makes him choke as there is so much pouring down his face. Kane is relentless in his attack as he throws Abyss back into the ring and Kane slides back into the ring with the barbed wire steel chair. Abyss gets up but blood is pouring everywhere and Abyss tries to punch at Jack but Abyss is unable to see as the blood is making his vision impaired. Kane takes the advantage and hits a double arm DDT onto the barbed wire chair covering for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Abyss is finding it very hard to stand up but Kane keeps Abyss grounded with shots to the face and the chest. Muta gets the barbed wire chair and just stands there looking at it and for some reason gets into a psychotic trance because of the blood that he sees on the bat. But instead of attacking Abyss with the chair he reaches into his trousers and pulls out a can of lighter fluid and a box of matches. Muta sets the chair on fire The crowd are there chanting “Holy Shit”.
As Abyss gets back up Muta grabs Abyss by the throat and chokeslams Abyss into the barbed wire chair. Abyss is there screaming in pain and suffering is being shown by his facial expressions. But little does Abyss know that Kane was able to grab a steel barbed wire chair from the outside and with one last gasp of power swings the chair right into the cranium of Abyss.
Muta instead of getting off the ropes somehow manages to stand on the top rope and with the chair in front of his chest walks to the turnbuckle and jumps off the top and lands hitting a splash onto Abyss but the barbed wire chair was in between both of them so they end up both shouting out in pain. Kane goes for a cover for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Muta covered in blood just lays there on the top of Abyss just with a shocked look on his face and just slowly looks around the ring trying to figure out what punishment he can inflict onto Abyss next. Abyss is just lying in the ring motionless as Muta slowly crawls to the outside and picks up a brown coloured looking sack and drags that into the ring as Muta slides back into the ring as well. As Muta empties the contents of the sack it is shown to have a mixture of thumbtacks and broken glass but Muta just empties the sack onto the prone body of Abyss.
Muta goes to corner and picks up his barbed wire chair that is now covered in blood and drags in back to where Abyss is laying. Muta then just starts hitting Abyss with the barbed wire bat in the chest as glass and tacks just fly all over the place as well as into the chest of Abyss. Abyss somehow is able to grab the throat of Muta as Abyss gets up and delivers another monster chokeslam onto the tacks and glass as Abyss just falls and drags himself to the outside catching his breath.
Abyss slowly looks under the ring and pulls out a table covered in barbed wire and pushes it into the ring, Abyss sets the table and sets the table on fire and with this Muta gets back onto his feet and has the barbed wire chair in is hand and hits Abyss over the head with the bat covering him for 1…2…NO! Abyss kicks out
Muta is outraged that Abyss kicked out of the move but Muta looks around the ring and gets to his feet picking up the trashcan and throwing that onto Abyss who slowly gets onto his hands and knees, the face of Abyss is a crimson mask a dark red blood is pouring down his face as Muta looks at Abyss and kicks him down to the mat. Kane picks up Abyss and throws into the ropes bringing him back and taking Abyss down into the tacks again with the chokeslam covering Abyss for 1…2…3!
Abyss is then started to be counted out as the ref begins his count as Abyss looks to get back up to his feet but Abyss then drops down at a count of nine as the ref counts to ten!
(Play Ring Bell)
“Ladies and Gentlemen the winners of the match The Great Muta and Kane”