Post by DM on Apr 11, 2010 5:15:08 GMT
The show opens to the Safecofield stadium in Seattle, Washington with the sell out capacity crowd going nuts. The fans are divided, signs everywhere for each promotion and their favourite wrestlers in the epic clashes to come.
"Hello everyone this is Jim Ross of the World Wrestling Federation and we are live for perhaps the biggest co-operative event in history of professional wrestling we are live in Seattle" JR's voice greats us "I am here representing the WWF with Jerry "The King" Lawler and also joining us is the team representing the NWA, gentleman take it away."
“Hello everyone and welcome to Super Card, the card is stacked and the fans are Jacked we have a huge Card tonight featuring the one match I am looking forward to, NWA's Bourne against WWF's Liger, my partner in crime you know him as the infamous voice of NWA's reason, Jesse Ventura" speaks Grisham “I cannot believe our general managers are sick enough to do an event this big but hell, why not? I’m not one to picks sides but lets be honest, tonight, we're going to see matches that not only have we never seen before but my money has to go to NWA for the night." "Well Jess lets turn it over to ROH's own Matt Striker and Joey Styles"
“Welcome to the ROH side of entertainment,” calls Striker “Striker and Styles here at ringside calling all the ROH matches, none more so prolific than Danielson and McGuinness, a match that happened in August 2006 is rematches here tonight, so many people think that match was one of the best and we get to see it again tonight live on PPV
“Not only that Striker” replied Joey Styles “but also my roots will be shown tonight as NWA and ROH will go extreme in the tag team Texas Death match as the former champion Abyss with Funk faces Muta and Kane from NWA, this is going to be a bloodbath and not for the faint hearted but we must send it to DGUSA.”
“Thank you guys, our federation will deliver one of the best & classic matches of all time, ofcourse with having SCSA face one of the most powerful megastars in pro wrestling, but DO NOT rule out the rattle snake, he is the toughest SOB in this profession.NWA, you might have had done a great agreement to have one of your top stars battle one of ours, but we certainly have put it hard for you.
This match will be A VINTAGE one, that is for sure” says Michael Cole.
“Indeed….” Says JR shaking his head “well with that in mind lets go to the ring where Howard Finkle is ready to start out first contest and it will be a big one.”
25 Tag Team Battle Royal
-“Ladies and Gentleman” announces Finkle “the following match is the now confirmed 25 team Battle Royal!” The crowd roars in response “now in this match two teams that earlier today selected numbers one and two will enter the ring and start the match. Everyone 30 seconds another team will enter until all teams have entered. To clarify if one member of a team is thrown over the top rope both members of that team are eliminated. The last team standing will be declared the winners and will receive a trophy declaring them the kings of tag team wrestling!”
-The crowd comes alive as the British Bulldog’s music hits and the two men come out not looking happy about teaming together.
-“Folks for those of you that don’t know these two former partners have spent the better part of the last year trying to kill each other. They however are being forced to team together again hear tonight as they were one of the greatest tag teams” calls Jim Ross as they enter the ring not even looking at each other.
“Yeah no kidding. They can barely enter the same room without brawling and now they have to team together” adds Lawler “Dutton’s an idiot. What do you think this says to all the competition about our Tag Team division?”
-Next at number 2 is London and Kendrick who run to the ring in their old styles in their old team attire for old time’s shake.
-The bell rings and the 30 second counter begins counting away as the two team stance ready to engage each other.
-Suddenly Dynamite turns and beelines for Bulldog, grabbing him and throwing him over the top rope eliminating him in them both.
-The crowd boos heavily, Dynamite signals wiping his hands and leaves the ring, Bulldog slamming the apron livid and finally forced to leave as well as Kendrick and London look on in confusion. “See what I mean. Idiot!” Lawler exclaims.
-London and Kendrick can only shake their head and get ready, looking towards the ramp as the clock reaches ten.
-Team number 3 is WCW’s own Harlem Heat back together for one night only.
-Booker T and Stevie Ray hit the ring and go right for London and Kendrick, a two on two exchange of fist begin as we are now under way proper.
-Stevie grabs Kendrick by the head and goes to drive his head into the turnbuckle but Brian puts the breaks and leaps up onto the second rope, jumping over to behind Ray, grabbing his head on the way down and delivering a reverse DDT to a cheer from the crowd.
-On the other side of the ring Booker T is beating London against the ropes with jabs when London is able to jump onto the top rope and leap off hitting a cross body.
-All four men stand and go at it again as once again the clock reaches ten.
-At 4 the crowd roar as it’s the APA back in business.
-Both large men hit the ring and run forward nailing London and Kendrick with closeline, Bradshaw’s from hell turning London inside out.
-Farooq then grabs himself Stevie Ray and drives him down with the powerbomb. Bradshaw watches this and comes in but for behind Booker T turns his around and drive him with several hard shots before dropping him down with the book end.
-Kendrick then is back up and climbs the top rope as Farooq and Booker stand and flies off taking them both out with a senton. Then the clock begins to count down again.
-Team number 5 is Triple X Low Ki and Christopher Daniels.
-Both run into the ring and go on the attack on anyone that moves. Lo Ki turns to the rising Kendrick and jumps up for a spinning leg Kick which Kendrick is able to duck underneath, but Low Ki lands on his feet and as Kendrick turns he is nailing with a quick back buzz saw kick to the jaw that sends him down.
-Meanwhile on the other side of the ring Daniels grabs Stevie Ray and body slams him, turning to Bradshaw and hitting a dropkick. He then turns to Farooq and jumps up onto his shoulder nailing a hurricanrana that sends him flying toward low Low Ki who great him with a dropkick. That gets a round of applause.
-The clock now reaches ten again as Triple X circle the ring and keeping everyone they can down.
-Team number 6 is The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkof. Both men come to the ring waving flags and then disrobe their gear hitting the ring.
-Sheik yells out “we will make you humble!” as he runs forward into Danielson and begins nailing him with hard shots as Volkof does the same with Low Ki.
-Meanwhile Harlem Heat is now back up and begin exchanging blows with the APA. Bradshaw is then able to kick Stevie in the gut, grab him by the head and throw him over eliminating Harlem Heat.
-Low Ki then runs for him, jumping up onto his shoulder for a hurricanrana but Bradshaw manages to bring his arm up and catch him, turning around and powerbomb him over the top rope eliminating him and in turn Daniels who soon realizes and curses, kicking the ropes as he is forced to leave.
-The clock is now once again counting down from 10 and then 5.
-Number 7 is Terry Gordy and Michael Hayes of the Fabulous Freebirds!
-Both men slide into the ring and go for anyone that is moving with Georgia born fists.
-Sheik able to tackle Hayes down and turns him onto his belly going for the camel clutch, hooking it but in comes Gordy with the Ax handle breaking that off. He then brings Sheik up and drives him down with a scoop slam. “Ah fuck!” Sheik calls out holding his back in pain and goes to rolls away.
-The Freebirds then begin trading blows with the APA when incomes London and Kendrick and it’s a three way brawl with the crowd divided on who to cheer for.
-Finally London and Kendrick back away, nod to each other the deliver synchronized picture perfect dropkick moonsault sending both teams crashing into each other.
-Farooq manages to side step Bradshaw falling back and comes in nailing London in the back with a first and then hitting and grabbing Kendrick, lifting him up and driving him down with the dominator. Now the clock is again counting down.
-At 8 the Young Bucks enter like a house on fire going straight to the top rope and diving off down onto Farooq and Terry Gordy.
-Matt then stands and goes for Hayes who manages to catch him coming in with a kick to gut and then grabs him by the hair driving him face first into the corner and then pushing him back against the ropes trying to eliminate him.
-Volkof is now pushes against Terry Gordy. Gordy manages to reverse it pushing Volkof against the ropes when on the far side in runs the Sheik. But Gordy is able to side step it sending Iron Sheik flying into Volkof and sending them both flying over the top rope to the floor eliminated.
-Sheik and Volkof stand and Sheik is not happy shouting many obscenities as a loud argument erupts between them ringside and up the aisle as they are escorted out by the combined fed referee’s.
-The clock was now once again at 10 as the crowd began to count down.
-Beer Money Inc is Number 9 and hit the ring nailing anyone standing and trying to throw them over the rope.
-Spine buster from Rhode to Kendrick. Storm drives Gordy’s head into the top rope with one hand and then drinks beer with the other, turning and smashing Hayes over the head with the bottle.
-Then then set their sights on London, Rhode raises him up and them drop him down with the DWI. They then pick him up off the mat and then tosses him out over the top rope eliminating London and Kendrick.
-Beer Money then crotch down and the part of the arena begins to rumble, they then raise their arms up as the ROH crowd yells back “Beer! Money!” Not noticing the APA behind them.
-They turned Beer Money around and blasted them with hard shots which Beer Money returned in kind. The two bar fighting style teams going at it until Storm and Bradshaw locked horns and feel back to the ropes as Farooq brought his knee up into the gut of Rhodes and nailed him with a couple more good shots.
-On the other side of the ring the Freebirds and young bucks were going at it as the clock reached ten again.
-Team 10 was the Miz and John Morrison back together one more time.
-Both men run for and slide into the ring joining the fray.
-Arms and legs are flying everywhere now, men trying to push each other over the top as the ring was beginning to fill up now.
-Bradshaw is down on his knee and begins to pull himself up on the top rope when out of nowhere comes Nick Jackson who nails a dropkick and sends him flying over the top eliminating the APA.
-Farooq looks down at Bradshaw and places his hands on his hips as Bradshaw hits the mat. He then shakes his head. “Damn!” Curses Farooq and leaves the ring.
-Nick’s celebration does not last long through as the Mix comes in and nails him with a spinning neckbreaker as Morrison hits the flying chuck to Matt and then hits the top rope nailing a moonsault.
-They then pick then pick Matt up and throw him over the top rope but he is able to bring his legs down onto the ring apron, jump up and vault off taking them both down with a diving closeline.
-The clock again begins to countdown from ten.
-Poison has been injected into the match as at Number 11 it the outsiders.
-Nash and Hall hit the ring with earnest. Nash grabs anyone in his way and nails them with overhand shots as Hall lays out anyone in his path.
-Nash then grabs Terry Gordy and throws him hard over the top rope eliminating the Freebirds.
-Hall then grabs Nick Jack and nails him with a uppercut that sends him flying out over the top rope eliminating the Young Bucks
-Hall then grabs Miz and nails him, places him between his thighs and holding his arms up wide as Nash grabs Morrison and raises him arm. They then both lift their man up and as Hall drives Miz down with the Razor’s Edge, Nash nails the Jackknife. They then both pick Miz and Morrison up and throw them both out, wiping and rubbing their hands as if to say ‘a job well done’.
-“The Outsiders, NWO, whatever you want to call them have entered and have truly taken over the ring” JR calls.
-They then go for Beer Money but the ROH team won’t go down is easy and fire back with shots, fighting them off. The brawl goes back and forth as the clock once again begins to count down.
-At 12 it’s the Dudley Boyz. Bubba Ray and Devon run into the ring and join the brawl, battling both teams off.
-Bubba Ray gets the upper hand on hall nailing him with his dancing punch combo as Devon fights Nash back into the corner.
-In comes Rhodes but Bubba grabs him with the scoop slam and drives him down, lifting the legs wide as Devon heads to the top rope and with a “Whatsup!” flies off nailing a head but the Rhodes groins sending him rolling in agony.
-The Dudley’s then turn as James Storm runs in and catches him nailing the 3D.
-The clock has once again reaches the ten second mark.
-Team at lucky number 13 is the Hart Dynasty. They hit the ring in full force and begin hammering on the Dudley’s fighting them back towards the ropes.
-As the battle rages on and DH Smith tries to push Devon over the top rope Bubba Ray begins trading shots with Tyson when out of nowhere comes Rhode but Bubba moves out the way and Tyson jumps up nailing him with the spinning heel kick and sending him back into Bubba who hooks him arms and drives him down with a Bubba Bomb.
-Bubba then picks Rhodes up and throws him over the top rope eliminating Beer Money.
-Bubba Ray then turns back toward Tyson who runs in going for a closeline but Bubba ducks underneath when from the side comes DH Smith who takes his head off with a hard closeline of his own as the clock again begins to count down.
-Team number 14 is the world’s greatest tag team Benjamin and Haas.
-Both men get into the ring and go to work on anyone they can get their hands on. Haas manages to grab Tyson Kid and signals Benjamin to join him. They both then hook the arms and drive Tyson Kid down with a double suplex.
-In comes D-Von who gets a dropkick from Benjamin. Full Nelson driver from Haas to Bubba.
-They then turn their attention to Hall beating him down with the double team but as Shelton turns around right into a big boot from Nash taking him down. Nash with a shot that takes down Haas as the clock counts down again.
-Team 15 is the ROH Brisco Brothers both running into the ring up onto the top rope and flying off with a double dropkick that sends Nash down.
-Haas now runs in but Jay leapfrogs over him and Haas runs right into a closeline from Mark.
-The others have all now risen and is chaos and action all over the ring as men push each other against the ropes, punch, kick, anything to try and eliminate each other.
-Jay waist behind DH Smith and then catches him driving him down with the Jay Driller as Mark hits the ropes and flies off with the diving leg drop finishing Smith off. “Well that’s two Smiths done in this match” King comments.
-Meanwhile Benjamin runs for the ropes and jumps up from the floor to the rope to vault off when out of nowhere comes Bubba pushing him off and eliminating him and Haas.
-Team number 16 is the Steiner Brothers who are ready to go as they enter the ring.
-They go right for the Briscos but the Indy boys have some fight left and a back and forth mêlée ensues.
-Meanwhile Nash grabs Tyson by the head and throws him over eliminating the Hart Dynasty.
-Nash and Hall then regroup in the corner as the Dudley’s do the same in the other corner. Both teams run for each other and exchange furious blows until Nash brings his knee up into D-Von’s gut, hooks him and drives him down with the Jackknife.
-He goes to elimination him but Bubba got the upper hand of Hall and attacks from behind saving the match for his team.
-On the other side of the ring Rick Steiner lines up Mark and charges him and rams into him sending him over the top but Mark is able to keep a hold and brings Rick over and out with him. Both the Steiner’s and the Brisco Brothers are gone.
-The clock is once again at ten.
-Team 17 is Ax and Smash of Demolition; the crowd is going crazy as they hit the ring like a bat out of hell.
-Axe beelines for Hall slamming into him with double Ax handles as Smash hammers on Nash. Both have their men on the ropes and at opposite ends run forward and closeline the Outsiders over the top rope eliminating them to a huge roar from the crowd. Nash and Hall aren’t happy about it but they are forced to leave as Demolition stand tall.
-Bubba Ray however comes in behind hooking Smash and taking him out with a Bubba bomb.
-Devon runs forward right into Axe but Axe ducks duck, catches him by the legs, lifts him up and drives him down with a powerbomb.
-Team 18 is Batista and Randy Orton representing Evolution. They don’t look happy to be working together in this day and age but won’t let that get in the way of their ego.
-Both men enter the ring at their own pace, Batista charging forward and taking Bubba’s head off.
-Randy Orton then measures D-Von like the viper he is, moves in, hooks him and hits the RKO.
-Batista picks then both up and dumps them out over the top rope. Those dam Dudley’s are gone!
-Randy looks over at Batista with an evil smile that knows they are working well together. They then move in and engage Demolition but the Demo’s are not lay bouts themselves and fire back as the clock appears on the screen again.
-Team number 19 is Kaitentai who hit the ring at full speed to a warm nostalgic response. Funaki runs right for Axe who’s on the ropes, Taka for Batista but at the last second both big men duck down and counter back body dropping both men over the top and sending them face first to floor below eliminated. “Hey!” Lawler calls laughing “that seems familiar.”
-Demolition and Evolution once again face off back and forth, Randy running forward and taking Axe down with the running neckbreaker as the clock counts down again.
-Team 20 is the Rock and Sock connection and the place goes wild.
-The Rock hits the ring nailing Batista and driving him back with open right hands, laying the Smackdown on the animal.
-On the other side of the ring Foley gets repeated jabs on old rival Orton but Orton and Batista fire back and take their heads off and knock them down.
-Batista and Orton begin circling the ring kicking and punching at anyone that moves. Orton then sees Axe rising in the right way, backs into the corner, the crowd is buzzing they know what’s coming. Orton runs forward and punt’s Axe in the head knocking him out cold. Batista then picks him up and throws his limp body out to the mat to loud boos.
-Batista then grabs Mankind, lifts him up and drives him down with a Batista bomb. Seconds later Orton nails an RKO on Rock and then falls back in the corner ready to strike again with the punt kick as the clock reaches 10 and counting.
-Evolution shout their attention to the ring as at number 21 it’s Randy Savage and for one night only Hulk Hogan. The Mega Powers! With Elizabeth in toe.
-Both hit the ring and the crowd cannot help but go nuts. Its nostalgia and it’s the heroes of their childhood comes to save the day.
-In comes Batista who gets a shot from Hogan. In comes Orton and gets one from the Macho Man.
-Batista fires back but Hogan feels none of it, firing back as on the other side of the ring Orton’s attack is countered with a body slam. The Macho Man then heads to the top ropes raises his arm as the fans are blowing the roof of the building and comes off with the big elbow.
-Now Hogan sends Batista down with the big boot, hits the ropes and nails the big leg drop.
-Both men stand and look out to the crowd. Hogan cups his ears to them and they roar as Savage adjusts his tights and spins his finger, pointing to the sky.
-They then pick up Orton and Batista and promptly throw them over the top rope.
-They celebrate the moment as the clock is counting down again.
-Team 22 is the Hardy Boys and the capacity crowd roars louder than ever.
-Matt and Jeff run into the ring like old times, jumping up and delivering spinning wheel rings that take the Mega powers down.
-They then head for the Rock and Mankind hammering them down until Mat sets up Foley in the corner and ducks down. Jeff sees this runs, forward over his back and hits Poetry in motion.
-Matt then grabs Hogan and much the same Poetry in motion to the Hulkster.
-Side Effect from Matt to Savage as Jeff runs up the apron and delivers whisper in the wind.
-The Hardy’s signal the guns to the mouth and taunt, having the run of the ring with everything going their way as the clock counts down again.
-Team 23 is the reunited Edge and Christian both in their old attires for this one special night.
-The Hardy’s stare on and get in a ready stance and they stare back, the tension building.
-“Oh boy JR. Here we go!” Lawler’s calls. “To use an often quoted line of mine folks: Business is about to pick up!”
-Edge and Christian finally hit the ring and go right for the Hardy’s with shots, the Hardy’s fire back with their own. The crowd is jumping up and down; this is what they were waiting for.
-Edge lunges forward going for a spear on Matt but he side steps it and hooks him for the side effect but Edge is able to elbow his way out. Kick Matt in the gut and hook him for Edgecution but Jeff takes him down with a closeline.
-Jeff stands and turns right into a kill switch taking him down to the mat to end the exchange.
-On the other side of the ring the other teams have risen up and go it. Edge and Matt now bawling again in the opposite corner. No one is giving an inch and here comes the second to last entry.
-At 24 it’s the Hart Foundation! “All the big boys are coming out now huh JR?” Lawler calls over the deafening crowd.
-Hart Foundation gets into the ring and Neidhart runs forward with a football tackle knocking Savage down.
-Bret nails a few shots on Christian and takes him over with the suplex. He is then engage by Matt Hardy and takes him down with his signature backbreaker.
-Neidhart is now hammering on Hogan and calls to Bret as he hoists Hogan up, the crowd goes crazy as Bret hits the ropes comes off and they hit the Hart attack the momentum sending Hogan falling backwards into the rope and Jeff Hardy hits a spinning spring kick that puts the nail in the coffin and sends Hogan over eliminating the Mega Powers.
-Jeff stands turns and is driven down with a spear. “And folks you know that Edge knows he just took out the NWA World Heavyweight Champion.”
-The clock then begins counting down for the final time.
-Last but not least is the Road Warriors at number 25!
-The Road hit the ring nailing anyone then moves with stiff shots, tackles and closelines for all.
-Arms and legs are flying everywhere. Perhaps the 4 greatest teams of all time battling back and forth in the ring to decide once and for all who is best.
-Edge runs in to deliver a spear but Animal grabs him and drives him down with a spear.
-Matt jumps off the top rope but Hawk grabs him out the air horizontally and drives him down with the front slam.
-In comes Bret who grabbed and hoisted up in the Gorilla press and driven down with full force to the mat from Animal.
-Hawk then grabs Christian and drives him down with a powerbomb.
-Animal grabs a rising Mankind and dumps him out over the rope eliminating Rock and Sock.
-Jeff is now back on his feet, holding his ribs in pain and turns around right into animal who charges and sends him over the top rope eliminating the Hardy Boys.
-But Neidhart run forward tackling into him and winding him by the gut. Animal comes back in but Bret grabs him from behind and drives him down with a Russian leg sweep.
-Bret stands when out of nowhere comes Edge hooking him and driving him down with the Edgecution. Edge smiles, picks Bret up and dumps him over the top rope eliminating the Hart Foundation.
-Edge stands with a broad smile looking very proud of himself, shaking his cockily but the crowd is roaring. Not for him but that he hasn’t realized both Hawk and Animal are standing behind him.
-Edge’s smiles turns to grief as he turns and both men run forward with a double closeline sending him over the top and eliminating Edge and Christian.
-The bell rings and the crowd cheer as the Road Warriors raises their arms high in victory.
-“Ladies and Gentleman your winners of the Tag Team of Tag Teams Battle Royal. Hawk and Animal the Road Warriors!”
-Animal is then handed the large trophy and he raises it up and the crowd cheer and clap for the greatest team of all time.
"Hello everyone this is Jim Ross of the World Wrestling Federation and we are live for perhaps the biggest co-operative event in history of professional wrestling we are live in Seattle" JR's voice greats us "I am here representing the WWF with Jerry "The King" Lawler and also joining us is the team representing the NWA, gentleman take it away."
“Hello everyone and welcome to Super Card, the card is stacked and the fans are Jacked we have a huge Card tonight featuring the one match I am looking forward to, NWA's Bourne against WWF's Liger, my partner in crime you know him as the infamous voice of NWA's reason, Jesse Ventura" speaks Grisham “I cannot believe our general managers are sick enough to do an event this big but hell, why not? I’m not one to picks sides but lets be honest, tonight, we're going to see matches that not only have we never seen before but my money has to go to NWA for the night." "Well Jess lets turn it over to ROH's own Matt Striker and Joey Styles"
“Welcome to the ROH side of entertainment,” calls Striker “Striker and Styles here at ringside calling all the ROH matches, none more so prolific than Danielson and McGuinness, a match that happened in August 2006 is rematches here tonight, so many people think that match was one of the best and we get to see it again tonight live on PPV
“Not only that Striker” replied Joey Styles “but also my roots will be shown tonight as NWA and ROH will go extreme in the tag team Texas Death match as the former champion Abyss with Funk faces Muta and Kane from NWA, this is going to be a bloodbath and not for the faint hearted but we must send it to DGUSA.”
“Thank you guys, our federation will deliver one of the best & classic matches of all time, ofcourse with having SCSA face one of the most powerful megastars in pro wrestling, but DO NOT rule out the rattle snake, he is the toughest SOB in this profession.NWA, you might have had done a great agreement to have one of your top stars battle one of ours, but we certainly have put it hard for you.
This match will be A VINTAGE one, that is for sure” says Michael Cole.
“Indeed….” Says JR shaking his head “well with that in mind lets go to the ring where Howard Finkle is ready to start out first contest and it will be a big one.”
25 Tag Team Battle Royal
-“Ladies and Gentleman” announces Finkle “the following match is the now confirmed 25 team Battle Royal!” The crowd roars in response “now in this match two teams that earlier today selected numbers one and two will enter the ring and start the match. Everyone 30 seconds another team will enter until all teams have entered. To clarify if one member of a team is thrown over the top rope both members of that team are eliminated. The last team standing will be declared the winners and will receive a trophy declaring them the kings of tag team wrestling!”
-The crowd comes alive as the British Bulldog’s music hits and the two men come out not looking happy about teaming together.
-“Folks for those of you that don’t know these two former partners have spent the better part of the last year trying to kill each other. They however are being forced to team together again hear tonight as they were one of the greatest tag teams” calls Jim Ross as they enter the ring not even looking at each other.
“Yeah no kidding. They can barely enter the same room without brawling and now they have to team together” adds Lawler “Dutton’s an idiot. What do you think this says to all the competition about our Tag Team division?”
-Next at number 2 is London and Kendrick who run to the ring in their old styles in their old team attire for old time’s shake.
-The bell rings and the 30 second counter begins counting away as the two team stance ready to engage each other.
-Suddenly Dynamite turns and beelines for Bulldog, grabbing him and throwing him over the top rope eliminating him in them both.
-The crowd boos heavily, Dynamite signals wiping his hands and leaves the ring, Bulldog slamming the apron livid and finally forced to leave as well as Kendrick and London look on in confusion. “See what I mean. Idiot!” Lawler exclaims.
-London and Kendrick can only shake their head and get ready, looking towards the ramp as the clock reaches ten.
-Team number 3 is WCW’s own Harlem Heat back together for one night only.
-Booker T and Stevie Ray hit the ring and go right for London and Kendrick, a two on two exchange of fist begin as we are now under way proper.
-Stevie grabs Kendrick by the head and goes to drive his head into the turnbuckle but Brian puts the breaks and leaps up onto the second rope, jumping over to behind Ray, grabbing his head on the way down and delivering a reverse DDT to a cheer from the crowd.
-On the other side of the ring Booker T is beating London against the ropes with jabs when London is able to jump onto the top rope and leap off hitting a cross body.
-All four men stand and go at it again as once again the clock reaches ten.
-At 4 the crowd roar as it’s the APA back in business.
-Both large men hit the ring and run forward nailing London and Kendrick with closeline, Bradshaw’s from hell turning London inside out.
-Farooq then grabs himself Stevie Ray and drives him down with the powerbomb. Bradshaw watches this and comes in but for behind Booker T turns his around and drive him with several hard shots before dropping him down with the book end.
-Kendrick then is back up and climbs the top rope as Farooq and Booker stand and flies off taking them both out with a senton. Then the clock begins to count down again.
-Team number 5 is Triple X Low Ki and Christopher Daniels.
-Both run into the ring and go on the attack on anyone that moves. Lo Ki turns to the rising Kendrick and jumps up for a spinning leg Kick which Kendrick is able to duck underneath, but Low Ki lands on his feet and as Kendrick turns he is nailing with a quick back buzz saw kick to the jaw that sends him down.
-Meanwhile on the other side of the ring Daniels grabs Stevie Ray and body slams him, turning to Bradshaw and hitting a dropkick. He then turns to Farooq and jumps up onto his shoulder nailing a hurricanrana that sends him flying toward low Low Ki who great him with a dropkick. That gets a round of applause.
-The clock now reaches ten again as Triple X circle the ring and keeping everyone they can down.
-Team number 6 is The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkof. Both men come to the ring waving flags and then disrobe their gear hitting the ring.
-Sheik yells out “we will make you humble!” as he runs forward into Danielson and begins nailing him with hard shots as Volkof does the same with Low Ki.
-Meanwhile Harlem Heat is now back up and begin exchanging blows with the APA. Bradshaw is then able to kick Stevie in the gut, grab him by the head and throw him over eliminating Harlem Heat.
-Low Ki then runs for him, jumping up onto his shoulder for a hurricanrana but Bradshaw manages to bring his arm up and catch him, turning around and powerbomb him over the top rope eliminating him and in turn Daniels who soon realizes and curses, kicking the ropes as he is forced to leave.
-The clock is now once again counting down from 10 and then 5.
-Number 7 is Terry Gordy and Michael Hayes of the Fabulous Freebirds!
-Both men slide into the ring and go for anyone that is moving with Georgia born fists.
-Sheik able to tackle Hayes down and turns him onto his belly going for the camel clutch, hooking it but in comes Gordy with the Ax handle breaking that off. He then brings Sheik up and drives him down with a scoop slam. “Ah fuck!” Sheik calls out holding his back in pain and goes to rolls away.
-The Freebirds then begin trading blows with the APA when incomes London and Kendrick and it’s a three way brawl with the crowd divided on who to cheer for.
-Finally London and Kendrick back away, nod to each other the deliver synchronized picture perfect dropkick moonsault sending both teams crashing into each other.
-Farooq manages to side step Bradshaw falling back and comes in nailing London in the back with a first and then hitting and grabbing Kendrick, lifting him up and driving him down with the dominator. Now the clock is again counting down.
-At 8 the Young Bucks enter like a house on fire going straight to the top rope and diving off down onto Farooq and Terry Gordy.
-Matt then stands and goes for Hayes who manages to catch him coming in with a kick to gut and then grabs him by the hair driving him face first into the corner and then pushing him back against the ropes trying to eliminate him.
-Volkof is now pushes against Terry Gordy. Gordy manages to reverse it pushing Volkof against the ropes when on the far side in runs the Sheik. But Gordy is able to side step it sending Iron Sheik flying into Volkof and sending them both flying over the top rope to the floor eliminated.
-Sheik and Volkof stand and Sheik is not happy shouting many obscenities as a loud argument erupts between them ringside and up the aisle as they are escorted out by the combined fed referee’s.
-The clock was now once again at 10 as the crowd began to count down.
-Beer Money Inc is Number 9 and hit the ring nailing anyone standing and trying to throw them over the rope.
-Spine buster from Rhode to Kendrick. Storm drives Gordy’s head into the top rope with one hand and then drinks beer with the other, turning and smashing Hayes over the head with the bottle.
-Then then set their sights on London, Rhode raises him up and them drop him down with the DWI. They then pick him up off the mat and then tosses him out over the top rope eliminating London and Kendrick.
-Beer Money then crotch down and the part of the arena begins to rumble, they then raise their arms up as the ROH crowd yells back “Beer! Money!” Not noticing the APA behind them.
-They turned Beer Money around and blasted them with hard shots which Beer Money returned in kind. The two bar fighting style teams going at it until Storm and Bradshaw locked horns and feel back to the ropes as Farooq brought his knee up into the gut of Rhodes and nailed him with a couple more good shots.
-On the other side of the ring the Freebirds and young bucks were going at it as the clock reached ten again.
-Team 10 was the Miz and John Morrison back together one more time.
-Both men run for and slide into the ring joining the fray.
-Arms and legs are flying everywhere now, men trying to push each other over the top as the ring was beginning to fill up now.
-Bradshaw is down on his knee and begins to pull himself up on the top rope when out of nowhere comes Nick Jackson who nails a dropkick and sends him flying over the top eliminating the APA.
-Farooq looks down at Bradshaw and places his hands on his hips as Bradshaw hits the mat. He then shakes his head. “Damn!” Curses Farooq and leaves the ring.
-Nick’s celebration does not last long through as the Mix comes in and nails him with a spinning neckbreaker as Morrison hits the flying chuck to Matt and then hits the top rope nailing a moonsault.
-They then pick then pick Matt up and throw him over the top rope but he is able to bring his legs down onto the ring apron, jump up and vault off taking them both down with a diving closeline.
-The clock again begins to countdown from ten.
-Poison has been injected into the match as at Number 11 it the outsiders.
-Nash and Hall hit the ring with earnest. Nash grabs anyone in his way and nails them with overhand shots as Hall lays out anyone in his path.
-Nash then grabs Terry Gordy and throws him hard over the top rope eliminating the Freebirds.
-Hall then grabs Nick Jack and nails him with a uppercut that sends him flying out over the top rope eliminating the Young Bucks
-Hall then grabs Miz and nails him, places him between his thighs and holding his arms up wide as Nash grabs Morrison and raises him arm. They then both lift their man up and as Hall drives Miz down with the Razor’s Edge, Nash nails the Jackknife. They then both pick Miz and Morrison up and throw them both out, wiping and rubbing their hands as if to say ‘a job well done’.
-“The Outsiders, NWO, whatever you want to call them have entered and have truly taken over the ring” JR calls.
-They then go for Beer Money but the ROH team won’t go down is easy and fire back with shots, fighting them off. The brawl goes back and forth as the clock once again begins to count down.
-At 12 it’s the Dudley Boyz. Bubba Ray and Devon run into the ring and join the brawl, battling both teams off.
-Bubba Ray gets the upper hand on hall nailing him with his dancing punch combo as Devon fights Nash back into the corner.
-In comes Rhodes but Bubba grabs him with the scoop slam and drives him down, lifting the legs wide as Devon heads to the top rope and with a “Whatsup!” flies off nailing a head but the Rhodes groins sending him rolling in agony.
-The Dudley’s then turn as James Storm runs in and catches him nailing the 3D.
-The clock has once again reaches the ten second mark.
-Team at lucky number 13 is the Hart Dynasty. They hit the ring in full force and begin hammering on the Dudley’s fighting them back towards the ropes.
-As the battle rages on and DH Smith tries to push Devon over the top rope Bubba Ray begins trading shots with Tyson when out of nowhere comes Rhode but Bubba moves out the way and Tyson jumps up nailing him with the spinning heel kick and sending him back into Bubba who hooks him arms and drives him down with a Bubba Bomb.
-Bubba then picks Rhodes up and throws him over the top rope eliminating Beer Money.
-Bubba Ray then turns back toward Tyson who runs in going for a closeline but Bubba ducks underneath when from the side comes DH Smith who takes his head off with a hard closeline of his own as the clock again begins to count down.
-Team number 14 is the world’s greatest tag team Benjamin and Haas.
-Both men get into the ring and go to work on anyone they can get their hands on. Haas manages to grab Tyson Kid and signals Benjamin to join him. They both then hook the arms and drive Tyson Kid down with a double suplex.
-In comes D-Von who gets a dropkick from Benjamin. Full Nelson driver from Haas to Bubba.
-They then turn their attention to Hall beating him down with the double team but as Shelton turns around right into a big boot from Nash taking him down. Nash with a shot that takes down Haas as the clock counts down again.
-Team 15 is the ROH Brisco Brothers both running into the ring up onto the top rope and flying off with a double dropkick that sends Nash down.
-Haas now runs in but Jay leapfrogs over him and Haas runs right into a closeline from Mark.
-The others have all now risen and is chaos and action all over the ring as men push each other against the ropes, punch, kick, anything to try and eliminate each other.
-Jay waist behind DH Smith and then catches him driving him down with the Jay Driller as Mark hits the ropes and flies off with the diving leg drop finishing Smith off. “Well that’s two Smiths done in this match” King comments.
-Meanwhile Benjamin runs for the ropes and jumps up from the floor to the rope to vault off when out of nowhere comes Bubba pushing him off and eliminating him and Haas.
-Team number 16 is the Steiner Brothers who are ready to go as they enter the ring.
-They go right for the Briscos but the Indy boys have some fight left and a back and forth mêlée ensues.
-Meanwhile Nash grabs Tyson by the head and throws him over eliminating the Hart Dynasty.
-Nash and Hall then regroup in the corner as the Dudley’s do the same in the other corner. Both teams run for each other and exchange furious blows until Nash brings his knee up into D-Von’s gut, hooks him and drives him down with the Jackknife.
-He goes to elimination him but Bubba got the upper hand of Hall and attacks from behind saving the match for his team.
-On the other side of the ring Rick Steiner lines up Mark and charges him and rams into him sending him over the top but Mark is able to keep a hold and brings Rick over and out with him. Both the Steiner’s and the Brisco Brothers are gone.
-The clock is once again at ten.
-Team 17 is Ax and Smash of Demolition; the crowd is going crazy as they hit the ring like a bat out of hell.
-Axe beelines for Hall slamming into him with double Ax handles as Smash hammers on Nash. Both have their men on the ropes and at opposite ends run forward and closeline the Outsiders over the top rope eliminating them to a huge roar from the crowd. Nash and Hall aren’t happy about it but they are forced to leave as Demolition stand tall.
-Bubba Ray however comes in behind hooking Smash and taking him out with a Bubba bomb.
-Devon runs forward right into Axe but Axe ducks duck, catches him by the legs, lifts him up and drives him down with a powerbomb.
-Team 18 is Batista and Randy Orton representing Evolution. They don’t look happy to be working together in this day and age but won’t let that get in the way of their ego.
-Both men enter the ring at their own pace, Batista charging forward and taking Bubba’s head off.
-Randy Orton then measures D-Von like the viper he is, moves in, hooks him and hits the RKO.
-Batista picks then both up and dumps them out over the top rope. Those dam Dudley’s are gone!
-Randy looks over at Batista with an evil smile that knows they are working well together. They then move in and engage Demolition but the Demo’s are not lay bouts themselves and fire back as the clock appears on the screen again.
-Team number 19 is Kaitentai who hit the ring at full speed to a warm nostalgic response. Funaki runs right for Axe who’s on the ropes, Taka for Batista but at the last second both big men duck down and counter back body dropping both men over the top and sending them face first to floor below eliminated. “Hey!” Lawler calls laughing “that seems familiar.”
-Demolition and Evolution once again face off back and forth, Randy running forward and taking Axe down with the running neckbreaker as the clock counts down again.
-Team 20 is the Rock and Sock connection and the place goes wild.
-The Rock hits the ring nailing Batista and driving him back with open right hands, laying the Smackdown on the animal.
-On the other side of the ring Foley gets repeated jabs on old rival Orton but Orton and Batista fire back and take their heads off and knock them down.
-Batista and Orton begin circling the ring kicking and punching at anyone that moves. Orton then sees Axe rising in the right way, backs into the corner, the crowd is buzzing they know what’s coming. Orton runs forward and punt’s Axe in the head knocking him out cold. Batista then picks him up and throws his limp body out to the mat to loud boos.
-Batista then grabs Mankind, lifts him up and drives him down with a Batista bomb. Seconds later Orton nails an RKO on Rock and then falls back in the corner ready to strike again with the punt kick as the clock reaches 10 and counting.
-Evolution shout their attention to the ring as at number 21 it’s Randy Savage and for one night only Hulk Hogan. The Mega Powers! With Elizabeth in toe.
-Both hit the ring and the crowd cannot help but go nuts. Its nostalgia and it’s the heroes of their childhood comes to save the day.
-In comes Batista who gets a shot from Hogan. In comes Orton and gets one from the Macho Man.
-Batista fires back but Hogan feels none of it, firing back as on the other side of the ring Orton’s attack is countered with a body slam. The Macho Man then heads to the top ropes raises his arm as the fans are blowing the roof of the building and comes off with the big elbow.
-Now Hogan sends Batista down with the big boot, hits the ropes and nails the big leg drop.
-Both men stand and look out to the crowd. Hogan cups his ears to them and they roar as Savage adjusts his tights and spins his finger, pointing to the sky.
-They then pick up Orton and Batista and promptly throw them over the top rope.
-They celebrate the moment as the clock is counting down again.
-Team 22 is the Hardy Boys and the capacity crowd roars louder than ever.
-Matt and Jeff run into the ring like old times, jumping up and delivering spinning wheel rings that take the Mega powers down.
-They then head for the Rock and Mankind hammering them down until Mat sets up Foley in the corner and ducks down. Jeff sees this runs, forward over his back and hits Poetry in motion.
-Matt then grabs Hogan and much the same Poetry in motion to the Hulkster.
-Side Effect from Matt to Savage as Jeff runs up the apron and delivers whisper in the wind.
-The Hardy’s signal the guns to the mouth and taunt, having the run of the ring with everything going their way as the clock counts down again.
-Team 23 is the reunited Edge and Christian both in their old attires for this one special night.
-The Hardy’s stare on and get in a ready stance and they stare back, the tension building.
-“Oh boy JR. Here we go!” Lawler’s calls. “To use an often quoted line of mine folks: Business is about to pick up!”
-Edge and Christian finally hit the ring and go right for the Hardy’s with shots, the Hardy’s fire back with their own. The crowd is jumping up and down; this is what they were waiting for.
-Edge lunges forward going for a spear on Matt but he side steps it and hooks him for the side effect but Edge is able to elbow his way out. Kick Matt in the gut and hook him for Edgecution but Jeff takes him down with a closeline.
-Jeff stands and turns right into a kill switch taking him down to the mat to end the exchange.
-On the other side of the ring the other teams have risen up and go it. Edge and Matt now bawling again in the opposite corner. No one is giving an inch and here comes the second to last entry.
-At 24 it’s the Hart Foundation! “All the big boys are coming out now huh JR?” Lawler calls over the deafening crowd.
-Hart Foundation gets into the ring and Neidhart runs forward with a football tackle knocking Savage down.
-Bret nails a few shots on Christian and takes him over with the suplex. He is then engage by Matt Hardy and takes him down with his signature backbreaker.
-Neidhart is now hammering on Hogan and calls to Bret as he hoists Hogan up, the crowd goes crazy as Bret hits the ropes comes off and they hit the Hart attack the momentum sending Hogan falling backwards into the rope and Jeff Hardy hits a spinning spring kick that puts the nail in the coffin and sends Hogan over eliminating the Mega Powers.
-Jeff stands turns and is driven down with a spear. “And folks you know that Edge knows he just took out the NWA World Heavyweight Champion.”
-The clock then begins counting down for the final time.
-Last but not least is the Road Warriors at number 25!
-The Road hit the ring nailing anyone then moves with stiff shots, tackles and closelines for all.
-Arms and legs are flying everywhere. Perhaps the 4 greatest teams of all time battling back and forth in the ring to decide once and for all who is best.
-Edge runs in to deliver a spear but Animal grabs him and drives him down with a spear.
-Matt jumps off the top rope but Hawk grabs him out the air horizontally and drives him down with the front slam.
-In comes Bret who grabbed and hoisted up in the Gorilla press and driven down with full force to the mat from Animal.
-Hawk then grabs Christian and drives him down with a powerbomb.
-Animal grabs a rising Mankind and dumps him out over the rope eliminating Rock and Sock.
-Jeff is now back on his feet, holding his ribs in pain and turns around right into animal who charges and sends him over the top rope eliminating the Hardy Boys.
-But Neidhart run forward tackling into him and winding him by the gut. Animal comes back in but Bret grabs him from behind and drives him down with a Russian leg sweep.
-Bret stands when out of nowhere comes Edge hooking him and driving him down with the Edgecution. Edge smiles, picks Bret up and dumps him over the top rope eliminating the Hart Foundation.
-Edge stands with a broad smile looking very proud of himself, shaking his cockily but the crowd is roaring. Not for him but that he hasn’t realized both Hawk and Animal are standing behind him.
-Edge’s smiles turns to grief as he turns and both men run forward with a double closeline sending him over the top and eliminating Edge and Christian.
-The bell rings and the crowd cheer as the Road Warriors raises their arms high in victory.
-“Ladies and Gentleman your winners of the Tag Team of Tag Teams Battle Royal. Hawk and Animal the Road Warriors!”
-Animal is then handed the large trophy and he raises it up and the crowd cheer and clap for the greatest team of all time.