Post by DM on Jul 12, 2012 18:48:50 GMT
Raw opens with the continuation of the AJ/Punk/Bryan storyline, AJ proposes to Punk (Because she's in love with him) Bryan comes out and proposes to AJ (because he's in 'love' with her) and AJ says she'll make a decision at the end of the night. So we have THREE people that aren't CENA involved in the main event picture, each one IS a wrestler and the female can actually WRESTLE as well.
Shaemus defeats Swagger, nothing special, promo from Del Rio.
Marella searching for the Raw GM, 'comedy' ensues.
Tensai and Ziggler defeat Kidd and Christian, Anonymus GM is back and books a match with Cole and King. EVERYONE hates that they're rematching.....AGAIN. Overall, the tag bout, Kidd looked great, Ziggler looked great..why we complaining?
Clay squashes Drew...yeah I know.
John Cena promo and HOLY SHIT he's not cheesy (the world stops) teams up with Kane against Big Show and Jericho, actually, a pretty alright bout, nothing special but it's digestable, goes to a no contest. Cena and Show BARELY hit each other with ladders but take that away 2/3 isn't bad.
Sin Cara defeats Slater to enter Money In The Bank, why the FUCK is anyone complaining?
Slater calls out Legend, Backlund comes back and outwrestles 85% of the current roster.
Lawler vs. King, it ends QUICK, GM says interference from Booker T, GM revealed to be Hornswaggle. I know, I know, pretty stupid way to end it, it was a five minute segment, get the FUCK over it.
Punk and AJ defeat Bryan and Eve in an alright Main Event, nothing special but the FUCKING STORY is that Bryan gave AJ the win and proclaims he really does care about her, Punk says he won't marry AJ, she slaps both of them and leaves.
So, we have character building for AJ, a good Main Event build with Bryan and Punk, a decent Raw show with a FEW things that annoy the hardcore fans.
We COULD have had The Rock cut a 20 minute promo about how he's great, the fans are great and the roster sucks. We COULD have had John Cena bouncing around acting like a four year old. We COULD have had every match end with interference, a chair shot, blood, fire, smoke and water. We COULD have had something on a pole. We COULD have had ANY combination of PAST Raws that really made everyone groan and we didn't, we got a decent show with character building that forgot to 'pump up' the Pay Per View. They've done it before, get the fuck over it. For every GREAT thing the attitude era brought I can trump it with something from the same show. I've come to the conclusion that 'fans' aren't happy with Wrestling anymore, and I mean, at all.
They wanted Punk, now they don't, they wanted Cena, now they don't, they wanted Brock, now they don't. These fans, these people, the IWC needs to fucking burn and die. I will be the first to admit Raw wasn't GREAT and WWE hasn't been stellar but the things they ARE doing right are digestable. While I could nit pick at EVERYTHING they're doing wrong I'll just let it go and growl.
We're getting character depth meaning they're not cookie cutter fresh from Vince's oven of creation wrestlers, they're ACTUALLY giving some of them depth. You pepole don't want that, go back to the Attitude Era and enjoy the 'wrestling' matches and the run ins. That is an Era that is LONG dead, let it die and move on. If you're not board the world of Pro Wrestling will be MUCH better without you or better yet, go find another outlet to appease yourself.
When the FUCK did people become so synical and 'smart' all of sudden? Worst Raw Ever? Far from it. Greatest Raw Ever? Far from it.
Shaemus defeats Swagger, nothing special, promo from Del Rio.
Marella searching for the Raw GM, 'comedy' ensues.
Tensai and Ziggler defeat Kidd and Christian, Anonymus GM is back and books a match with Cole and King. EVERYONE hates that they're rematching.....AGAIN. Overall, the tag bout, Kidd looked great, Ziggler looked great..why we complaining?
Clay squashes Drew...yeah I know.
John Cena promo and HOLY SHIT he's not cheesy (the world stops) teams up with Kane against Big Show and Jericho, actually, a pretty alright bout, nothing special but it's digestable, goes to a no contest. Cena and Show BARELY hit each other with ladders but take that away 2/3 isn't bad.
Sin Cara defeats Slater to enter Money In The Bank, why the FUCK is anyone complaining?
Slater calls out Legend, Backlund comes back and outwrestles 85% of the current roster.
Lawler vs. King, it ends QUICK, GM says interference from Booker T, GM revealed to be Hornswaggle. I know, I know, pretty stupid way to end it, it was a five minute segment, get the FUCK over it.
Punk and AJ defeat Bryan and Eve in an alright Main Event, nothing special but the FUCKING STORY is that Bryan gave AJ the win and proclaims he really does care about her, Punk says he won't marry AJ, she slaps both of them and leaves.
So, we have character building for AJ, a good Main Event build with Bryan and Punk, a decent Raw show with a FEW things that annoy the hardcore fans.
We COULD have had The Rock cut a 20 minute promo about how he's great, the fans are great and the roster sucks. We COULD have had John Cena bouncing around acting like a four year old. We COULD have had every match end with interference, a chair shot, blood, fire, smoke and water. We COULD have had something on a pole. We COULD have had ANY combination of PAST Raws that really made everyone groan and we didn't, we got a decent show with character building that forgot to 'pump up' the Pay Per View. They've done it before, get the fuck over it. For every GREAT thing the attitude era brought I can trump it with something from the same show. I've come to the conclusion that 'fans' aren't happy with Wrestling anymore, and I mean, at all.
They wanted Punk, now they don't, they wanted Cena, now they don't, they wanted Brock, now they don't. These fans, these people, the IWC needs to fucking burn and die. I will be the first to admit Raw wasn't GREAT and WWE hasn't been stellar but the things they ARE doing right are digestable. While I could nit pick at EVERYTHING they're doing wrong I'll just let it go and growl.
We're getting character depth meaning they're not cookie cutter fresh from Vince's oven of creation wrestlers, they're ACTUALLY giving some of them depth. You pepole don't want that, go back to the Attitude Era and enjoy the 'wrestling' matches and the run ins. That is an Era that is LONG dead, let it die and move on. If you're not board the world of Pro Wrestling will be MUCH better without you or better yet, go find another outlet to appease yourself.
When the FUCK did people become so synical and 'smart' all of sudden? Worst Raw Ever? Far from it. Greatest Raw Ever? Far from it.
