Post by Valdora on Jul 26, 2011 23:26:55 GMT
Build Up To Summerslam 2011: Monday Night Raw Week 1
*Play Signature*
We fade in to the parking lot seeing Samoa Joe arriving with his bag, the crowd cheering at the sight of him as he enters the arena yelling “get that thing out my face!” And pushing the camera as he passes it, the camera turning and following him as he walks into the building and slams the door behind him.
*Play Opening*
The crowd is wild as the light come the, music playing and the arena jam packed.
“Hello one and all and welcome to Monday Night Raw! Tonight we will hear from everyone involved in last night’s big matches and titles, but most of in our main event Samoa Joe and AJ Styles are set to go face to face for the first time. You don’t want to miss that, nor any of tonight. This is Raw King!”
“Yeah and you know who I can’t wait to hear from?”
“Who?
“Chris Jericho! He won JR! He won! He beat Stone Cold Steve Austin!”
“Well that’s debatable. Austin had him pinned…”
“Ah don’t get into the technicalities JR, in the record books it says Jericho won and that is what counts. He pinned Steve Austin in the middle of that ring. Let’s see Austin talk his way out of that!”
“Yeah the record book also says the Nexus beat the Guns last night, but we know that to be nonsense. Anyway folks all that is to come…for good of for bad.”
*Play Jericho out*
The boos are thunderous as Jericho and Cornette swagger out, both in new designer suits, Jericho with designer sun glasses. Jericho acts like he has won the main event of Wrestlemania as he enters the ring and walks forward, the music dying the boos getting ever louder as Jericho has the largest grin on his face, looking around like the cat that swallowed the canary.
“What? What was that? Yeah I know….I know I beat Stone Cold Steve Austin! Just like I said I would and you all saw it! I know its amazing isn’t it? It’s amazing that Austin ever thought he had a shot at beating me? For I am the best in the world at what I do, I am the King of this world and despite what some stupid tournament says I am the King of this ring. This is the house that Jericho built. This is my show Raw is Jericho and now it’s time for you all to admit it, come on, admit it. You all saw it and now you must accept that I simply better than Austin, I prove it last night when I beat him and tonight…tonight I finally can move. Now that he is done I only need one more win to become the number one contender, an event that should have happened months…no wait a year ago. This is finally the Age of Jericho and no matter what that idiot who was born into his power instead of earning it says, I beat Austin. I’m better that Austin, I’m better than that zombie idiot I made fun off a few months back the Undertaker! I don’t need dark lights and dry ice to be great…I just am by being me. Chris Jericho! And if you don’t like it peons…tough because from now on this is my yard and you must all ask me if you want to play in it!”
*Play Shane*
The crowd comes alive as Shane Mcmahon walks out on stage, his hand in his pocket and swagger about him not unlike his old man. Jericho and Cornette glare at him from the ring, both yelling at him that he can’t do anything.
“I can’t do anything? I can do anything boys I am the General Manager! I run this show! Now pipe down and listen up” The crowd pops as Shane grins out at them, Jericho shutting up but turning red with anger in the ring “yes Chris I can’t change the fact that you beat Stone Cold. The second official rang the bell and that makes it official. But…I had a chat with that referee, and the second….remember my rule I made Chris? I believe it went something like this: Any performer who physically assaults a referee or an official of this company will be immediately suspended!”
The crowd blows the roof in approval as Jericho and Cornette now start to have a panic in the ring, Jericho yells “NO! NO! It’s was an accident! Shane I didn’t mean it! It was an accident!”
“And accident huh? Well I kept to my word in suspended Austin and that was the reason the ass kicking you got last night was held back two months” the crowd pop big time again “and so I guess I will have to make a call once again.”
“NO!” Jericho now drops down to his knees in the ring, putting out his arms and begging Shane “No Shane! Please! Anything! I’ll do anything! Just don’t suspend me! Please!”
“Anything huh?” Shane gives a sly grin.
Jericho now gets straight faced, getting up and swallowing as he stands.
“Well…it just so happens there is something you can do….other than be fined 3,000 dollars. Because striking an official is still an offensive that need strict punishment, it’s just that yours will be monetary. This time” he glares at him “but there is one other condition that you get to stay on. You want to be around for Summerslam when we go across the pond the new Wembly Stadium in good old England. You want to still be active then? Fine! You will have a match that night, a rematch against Stone Cold Steve Austin!” The crowd erupts in massive cheers as Jericho shakes his head and begging for something else “and it will be a Street Fight!” The crowd is going berserk now “oh and Chris, just so that there is an extra carrot to be dangled, and extra incentive for you both; the winner will get a WWF title match at Unforgiven in September! Good luck!”
With that Shane grins down at Jericho and Cornette who are stone faced in despair, his music playing as he heads to the back. We now come back to the ring where Jericho is still in shock, lowering his head and contemplating what just happened….the arena then explodes as from behind comes Stone Cold. Before Jericho has even noticed he turns Cornette around and gives him an almighty stunner to a huge roar from the crowd. Jericho is only taken out of his brooding trace when he sees Cornette flip into his peripheral vision. He then gulps and slowly turns around where a grinning rattle snake is waiting for him, waves at him to wake him up, flips him off and then kicks him in the gut and gives him a massive stunner as well.
Austin music hits and he grabs two beers, poring them down his neck and over Jericho and his new suit on the mat before heading out and yelling back “see you soon you son of a bitch!” Before marching to the back, leaving Jericho and Cornette laying out cold with beer all over them as we go to our first break.
Then in our opening match a determined Rob Van Dam is looking to fight back after his loss last night when he takes on and defeats Kaz. He certainly looks in a far more dangerous mindset than normal, turning to the camera when he leaves and holding up his ECW title.
“I want someone to try, I dare someone to try and take this from me” with that he heads to the back.
Then it’s a six women tag team match as the Women’s Champion Trish Stratus teams with Kelly Kelly and Eve to take on the team of Sarita, Angelina Love & Roxxi. The women battle hard but in the end its insult to injury as for the second night in a row Trish pins Sarita for the win. Sarita is furious getting up and yelling in Trish’s face about how she cheated, that bring in all the other women and before we know it a 6 way screaming match turns into a shoving match as referee’s arrive on the scene to try and break this apart. But just as it’s about to turn heated…
*Play Kong*
The crowd goes wild as Awesome Kong returns, storming down the ramp to the ring as in the ring all the women watch on in terror. Slowly Kong steps through the ropes and glares at them all. Roxxi and Love run forward for the preemptive strike but Kong blocks then and hammers them both down. In comes Sarita now who gets scooped up and driven down with a powerbomb. Kong then grabs Eve and powerbombs her, then powerbombs Love, then Roxxi. Destroying each women one by one she then turns to Kelly Kelly, grabs her and drives her through the mat with the implant buster! The arena is rumbling, many cheering as Kong stands up, the carnage of all the women she has just destroyed around her as she now slowly lifts her head and looks at Trish, the only women left standing. Trish is breathing hard and staring back as Kong lifts her hand up and points to the Women’s title in her hand, then gestures a belt around her waist. Trish for her part nods and holds up the belt.
“Ha…have we just seen a challenge?” JR asks.
“Have we just seen it accepted?” King counters.
With that Kong turns and leaves the ring, leaving Trish glaring on at her as we go to break.
We are then in the interview area with Gene Okerlund.
“Ladies and Gentleman I am here at this time with the brand new GHC Junior heavyweight champion! KENTA!” The crowd cheers as KENTA enters into shot with the title belt on his shoulder “KENTA we know how much regaining that title meant to you, how desperately you wanted to be the one to take it back to Japan on the next Noah tour. You must be very happy.”
“I am” KENTA nods, speaking in broken English “I want and need to take this title home and now I will.”
“You will huh?” Says a voice off screen.
The crowd boos as Dolph Ziggler swaggers in with Sherri behind him.
“Well it’s a long time until they need you back there, you could easily loose it again in the next few weeks. Even at Summerslam…that is a nice looking belt” Dolph goes to touch it, KENTA flinching it back away from him.
“I will beat anyone who try. I can easily beat you.”
“Oh is that so? Cause that’s not how it happened at Foundation.”
“You did not win either.”
“No…but you’re the one that lost your title. And you cost me a fair shot at the IC belt…so I think you owe me a shot against that title. And if you’re so certain you can beat me why not prove it and but that title on the line…tonight!” The crowd cheers at the suggestion.
“OK” KENTA nods “I will make you very sorry.”
“We’ll see” Ziggler grins and walks away with Sherri, leaving KENTA glaring on with the title match set for tonight!
We then cut to the back of the arena again where now we see AJ Styles arriving, the title belt on his shoulder, pulling his bag behind him as he walks into the arena to a big cheer from the live crowd.
We then cut back to the arena:
*Play we are the Champions*
The boos are thunderous as the Nexus walk out from the back with LAX in toe, holding up their belts high and signing to the music with broad smiles on their faces. The five men a women swagger down to the ring, Wade and Miz singing along with the words, stopping only to taunt the crowd and yell at them. When they enters the ring Miz backs off and takes a giant run, leaping on Barrett’s shoulder and being span around as he holds up the two title belts high, the boos getting louder and louder by the second.
“Oh come on, this is too much” JR grumbles.
“This is Nexus JR!” King responds.
Finally the music dies and Miz and Barrett grin at the booing and jeering live crowd with Lax and Chelsea shadowing behind them.
“Face it people…we’re brilliant! We are masters of this game. It doesn’t matter how you win only that you win. You people just don’t like it, the Motor City Moron Gang don’t like because we are just smarter than all of you. When we heard the words No Disqualifications we made deals and this is the one that came through for us. We won the match; we retained our titles because we were smart enough to think of it. Just remember, we don’t cheat because we have to, we cheat because we want to. And if you don’t like it you can shut your fat mouths, sit on your fat asses, get on twitter and send out a tweet saying how much we suck, go on, because at the end of the day it doesn’t matter what you people want. The Nexus is the greatest team not just because we win out matches because we win our matches by any means necessary. And with that in mind we approached Konnan here and we told them that if they helped us retain last night, like we needed it, then we would give his boys a title match. Fair deal right? Yeah! So let it be known that from this time forth we cannot be beaten because if you put us in a regular defense we will do everything we can behind the refs back to win, and if you put us in no DQ then we will get friends. So keep that in mind…bitches!”
The crowd boos as he hands the microphone to Barrett.
“Now, about that title match LAX. When do you want it? Tonight? Next week? Summerslam? Any time is good because now that we beat those little midgets again we have all the time in the world to face any team we want.”
*Play MCMG*
The crowd goes wild as the Guns walk out on stage.
“Ok…ok you two want to play it like that” Shelly half grins, half sneers down at them “two can play at that game. Because no matter where you two go we are going to get you, no matter who you hide behind, we are going to get you. And if you get back up…we get back up. Seems we aren’t the only ones who want to kick some Latin ass!”
*Play No Limit*
The crowd cheers as No Limit walk out, bow to Sabin and Shelly and stand at either side of them. Sabin now has the microphone.
“Yeah so unless you count that twig that has cheated on you Miz with every boy in the back, not the least of which being Wade” The crowd reacts as Chelsea now yells at them Barrett turn and yelling at Miz that it’s not true “yeah. Unless you count her and unless you count that fat overrated piece of crap who used to dress like a power ranger” the crowd laughs and cheer as Konnan grows wide eyed and starts yelling in Spanish in a frenzy now “unless you count those two, and who does. The numbers are now even. So what are you two gonna do now? Oh yeah…that’s right. Get you asses handed to you!”
The crowd cheers as No Limit and The Guns set off to charge the ring when…
*Play Shane*
“Whoah! Whoah hold on!” Shane calls out on a mic as he walks out from the back, followed by security just encase “hold on! You lot can fight…you all deserve to fight but you will do it within the rules. See if you back off from this brawl now guys then I will make a match for later. It will be a 8 man tag team match as No Limit will team of the Motor City Machine Guns to take on the team of Nexus and LAX. That will be later tonight, in the mean time lets have some order restored!”
With that Shane drops his mic and leaves, The Guns now stopped and staring back at him, Sabin glaring and nodding at Shane then turning and pointing at Nexus and yelling “you ass is ours!” As we go to break.
Then it’s the title match for the GHC Junior Heavyweight Championship as KENTA defends against Dolph Ziggler. KENTA kicks the hell out of Dolph around the ring, but Dolph fight back with great wrestling skill of his own. These two go back and forth in one hell of a TV match but the end comes when Sherri grabs KENTA’s foot out of the ref view allowing Dolph to get the Zig-Zag for the 1…2…3!
Dolph runs the runs in celebrations yelling out “yes! Yes! Yes!” And pumping his fist into the air. Sherri now has the title as she runs into the ring and grabs him in a hug, the two jumping on and down in celebration, and then placing the title belt around Ziggler’s waste and leaving to Party. Back in the ring the music dies as we settle in on KENTA, his head in his hands as we see he is almost in tears. He then leaves the ring and slowly walks to the back.
“He wanted so badly to take that title home, he had it…but now all that is gone thanks to Sherri and Dolph. Man” JR says solemnly as KENTA slowly walks to the back.
We then cut to a shot of Jushin Liger and Hayabusa as they nod to each other, slapping each other on the shoulder. They look ready as they turn and are caught by our cameras walking to the ring.
“Jake Roberts finally returns to in ring action when he teams with the Pope to take on Hayabusa and Jushin Liger. Next!”
*PLAY ALL*
We are back and its go time as finally Liger gets his chance to get his hand son Jake after well over a month of stalking and what he did to Dusty. Finally and a few moments a good action Liger is tagged in and the same time as Jake, the crowd is buzzing, ready to see these two finally go at it. Liger moves forward to lock up…but Jake backs off with an evil grin upon his face. Then behind him Hayabusa walks into the ring. Jushin opens his arms wide in confusion at Jake and then turns to see Hayabusa standing there, staring at him in further confusion now. Hayabusa then lifts his hands up and unhooks his mask, removing it to the shock of everyone. On his forehead is written the letter H, with a snake wrapped around it. He then launches forward and attacks and the crowd react in shock and then heavy boos, H beating Liger into the mat and then picking him up and driving him down with the H bomb, allowing Roberts to come over and cover for 1..2…3!
The boos reign down with a mixture of confusion at what the hell just happened. On the ring apron and the Pope is looking in confusion, wondering what going on but still very happy he won. Roberts now gets a microphone and kneels down next to Liger.
“Liger, oh Liger…meet Hayabusa’s other personality of H. A personality I unleashed from its cage of that mask. See I wanted to see his dark side too Liger and so I DDT’d him at a house show last week. Now I expect the Darkside of Hayabusa….but this will do nicely. Afterwards he and I had a little talk about my plans. That’s why he attacked you last night when I had the lights turned off Liger! For me. Because soon It will be your head I grab and you head I drive into the mat. And then…and then Liger I will see it. I will see the side of you I want to see and not this superhero crap. I will see Kishin unleashed and he will follow me as he did the Undertaker, like Hayabusa now follows me as H as Darkside followed Undertaker. You are looking at the new puppet master of the WWF Liger. And you….are my fist target. Sleep tight.”
With that Robert’s music hits as he stands and he and H hold up their arms to the crowd to massive boos as Liger lies out on the mat and we go to break.
When we come back we in the back with Jericho and Cornette as Okerlund runs up to them.
“Gentleman, Gentleman if I can just get a moment. Care to comment on what happened earlier?”
Jericho has an ice pack on his neck, his hair and shirt soaked in beer as he look up in a very, very bad mood.
“Austin will pay for this, he will pay. Summerslam? Street Fight? That’s ok….I’ll kick his ass all over London…”
“Hang on Chris! Hang on!” Okerlund cuts him off “apparently another of our cameras are with Steve Austin right now, if you will watch the monitor here Jericho you can watch this.”
He points to the monitor behind them.
“Well hello there live from Chris Jericho’s Private locker room” The crowd cheers as the camera pulls back and Austin is standing indeed in Jericho’s locker room “don’t worry about any interruptions either cause I locked the damn door now let’s play the Stone Cold Fashion Tips Show let’s see…” he reaches down and picks up a shirt “this glittery piece of trash went out with the disco era, even then it was pretty tacky so this can go” We get a shot of Jericho’s face, his Jaw dropping and quivering as Austin he tears the shirt in two and and throws it behind him “now..this” he holds up Jericho’s King of the World shirt “this lies so it has to go” he tears that up and throws it away also “and this…well” he holds up a very generic leather shirt “well this just look like crap and don’t like his ass so it’s gone two. Wham!” He yells as rips the shirt and them kicks it across the room “and now we go the art critic part of our program as we see this” he walks over to a portrait of Jericho with the Undisputed titles “this just isn’t a very good picture. In fact I think it’s the ugliest piece of crap I ever saw but that ok Chris, don’t worry cause Stone Cold can fix it.”
Austin now grabs and shakes a spray can, spraying some glasses and a mustache on Jericho’s grinning, he then steps back and stares it for a moment and says “nah who am I kidding. You can’t shine a turd” he then takes the frame off the wall and smashes it on the table. “Now finally we get to our Main Event segment the book critic section” he now holds up a copy of Jericho’s book “my review is that the last time I saw something full of so much crap I was in the bathroom looking the toilet bowl…so I will do what everyone has brought it should do, if they can’t take it back that is” he now takes the book, bring up and match, flicks it and sets the book on fire. “Oh my God! Oh Jesus a fire! Gotta put is out!” Austin rants and he now throws the book to the floor and stomps on it until the fire it out and book is utterly destroyed. Austin now look up to the camera and is grinning broadly as only he can as the crowds cheers heavily in response “how do you like it when I steal from you huh Jericho? You little piece of trash! You ass if mine in London. See you them. Oh Hell Yeah!” With that he grins up to the camera and walks off as it cuts.
We now come back to Jericho who is staring open mouthed in shock at the screen, Cornette swallows and turns to him “It’s ok Chris, we can replace it…”
“I don’t care! I don’t give a *beep*! I’m gonna kill him! I Hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him!!!” Jericho stomps, throwing his towel to the ground and stomping on it, swinging for Okerlund who barely has time to move and then storms off in a furious rage as the crowd cheers and we cut to break.
Then it’s time for our Main Event match it’s the Nexus and LAX VS No Limit and The Guns. The Guns beat the hell out of everyone on the other team, but mainly focus on Nexus. LAX and Nexus however fight back hard. However in the end Nexus have Konnan and Chelsea distract the ref, have the other three jump the other team as Miz grabs his tag title and smashes it over Shelly’s head covering him for 1…2…3!
The boos reign down at the Nexus’s music hits and they and LAX parade and celebrate, taunting the other team as they head up the ramp in victory. Back in the ring Sabin kneels down to help Shelly, looking up to glare daggers at them, behind him No Limit doing the same. This is far from over.
When we return it’s the final segment of the night.
*PLAY AJ*
Styles walks out to a massive ovation, nodding to the crowd as he steps forward, his new short on and title belt on his shoulder as he lifts the microphone to speak.
“Thanks, really. Last night was once again in a hard fought match, one of my hardest in fact, but once again I tore the house down and retained my title. That is all that matters and that is what I will continue to do. Everyone right now is asking me if I am scared of Samoa Joe, if I think my reign is over. No…I’m not scared of Joe. Now you may have found a new fire that has made you untouchable for everyone else, including Bryan who you killed last night. But that don’t make a difference. So you’re the monster Samoa Joe again now? Great! That just means I will have another notch on my belt, another accolade when I am the man to finally take you down and in doing so keep this belt? Do I think I’m in for the fight of my life at Summerslam? After what I have seen of you this year Joe, yeah. But in the end I am going to win. I am the Champion Joe, you are just going to the latest to fall.”
*Play Samoa Joe*
Joe now marches down the ramp with his street clothes on also, but he looks pumped as he enters the ring and walks right up to Styles, going nose to nose. He then picks up a mic of his own, going back to presses his nose against Styles as he lifts it, backing off only a little as he speaks.
“Everyone is saying that you and I have been unstoppable this year. I have rolled over everyone and you have retained that title despite amazing odds. We keep winning and we can’t be beat. See though punk the different between me and you is that I destroy everyone in front of me, last night I destroyed a man in 10 minutes it took you and hour to beat, you on the other hand barely, just squeak out a win. Well you ain’t gonna squeak by with me little mouse. This new “fire” as you called it AJ started when I went on a rampage against ROH, and I wiped the floor with their best, their legends. Then the night after, now three months ago AJ I got in this ring and I told you that no matter who I gotta beat I would get to you and you would be the last to fall of those punks. And I hoped, I hoped you would still have that title as I fought to the top…and you do” he looks down at the belt “good. Because that means at Summerslam I am going to kill two birds with one stone, and kill you I will punk!” He sneers and growls at Styles as the crowd react “I ain’t gonna come out here and shake your hand like the last two chumps did AJ, even to trick ya, I am just gonna tell you right now. At Summerslam I am going to kill you and leave you a broken mess in this ring, then I am going to stand up and take your belt and then your dreams as champion will become mine, they will become the WWF’s worst nightmare!”
AJ reels back from the words but they stands right back to up to him with a smile “That so? Well how about we just say then Joe…let the best man win.”
AJ holds out his hand, but Joe just sneers at it, gets closed and yells in AJ’s face, almost roaring like a lion. He then grabs AJ, hooks him and chokes him out with the coquina clutch! The crowd going wild with a mixed reaction as finally Joe lets go as refs fill the ring. Joe stands leaving AJ lifeless on the mat, then turns and picks up the title holding it up high as he sneers at the camera, the logo appearing and the show fading to black.
*Play Signature*
We fade in to the parking lot seeing Samoa Joe arriving with his bag, the crowd cheering at the sight of him as he enters the arena yelling “get that thing out my face!” And pushing the camera as he passes it, the camera turning and following him as he walks into the building and slams the door behind him.
*Play Opening*
The crowd is wild as the light come the, music playing and the arena jam packed.
“Hello one and all and welcome to Monday Night Raw! Tonight we will hear from everyone involved in last night’s big matches and titles, but most of in our main event Samoa Joe and AJ Styles are set to go face to face for the first time. You don’t want to miss that, nor any of tonight. This is Raw King!”
“Yeah and you know who I can’t wait to hear from?”
“Who?
“Chris Jericho! He won JR! He won! He beat Stone Cold Steve Austin!”
“Well that’s debatable. Austin had him pinned…”
“Ah don’t get into the technicalities JR, in the record books it says Jericho won and that is what counts. He pinned Steve Austin in the middle of that ring. Let’s see Austin talk his way out of that!”
“Yeah the record book also says the Nexus beat the Guns last night, but we know that to be nonsense. Anyway folks all that is to come…for good of for bad.”
*Play Jericho out*
The boos are thunderous as Jericho and Cornette swagger out, both in new designer suits, Jericho with designer sun glasses. Jericho acts like he has won the main event of Wrestlemania as he enters the ring and walks forward, the music dying the boos getting ever louder as Jericho has the largest grin on his face, looking around like the cat that swallowed the canary.
“What? What was that? Yeah I know….I know I beat Stone Cold Steve Austin! Just like I said I would and you all saw it! I know its amazing isn’t it? It’s amazing that Austin ever thought he had a shot at beating me? For I am the best in the world at what I do, I am the King of this world and despite what some stupid tournament says I am the King of this ring. This is the house that Jericho built. This is my show Raw is Jericho and now it’s time for you all to admit it, come on, admit it. You all saw it and now you must accept that I simply better than Austin, I prove it last night when I beat him and tonight…tonight I finally can move. Now that he is done I only need one more win to become the number one contender, an event that should have happened months…no wait a year ago. This is finally the Age of Jericho and no matter what that idiot who was born into his power instead of earning it says, I beat Austin. I’m better that Austin, I’m better than that zombie idiot I made fun off a few months back the Undertaker! I don’t need dark lights and dry ice to be great…I just am by being me. Chris Jericho! And if you don’t like it peons…tough because from now on this is my yard and you must all ask me if you want to play in it!”
*Play Shane*
The crowd comes alive as Shane Mcmahon walks out on stage, his hand in his pocket and swagger about him not unlike his old man. Jericho and Cornette glare at him from the ring, both yelling at him that he can’t do anything.
“I can’t do anything? I can do anything boys I am the General Manager! I run this show! Now pipe down and listen up” The crowd pops as Shane grins out at them, Jericho shutting up but turning red with anger in the ring “yes Chris I can’t change the fact that you beat Stone Cold. The second official rang the bell and that makes it official. But…I had a chat with that referee, and the second….remember my rule I made Chris? I believe it went something like this: Any performer who physically assaults a referee or an official of this company will be immediately suspended!”
The crowd blows the roof in approval as Jericho and Cornette now start to have a panic in the ring, Jericho yells “NO! NO! It’s was an accident! Shane I didn’t mean it! It was an accident!”
“And accident huh? Well I kept to my word in suspended Austin and that was the reason the ass kicking you got last night was held back two months” the crowd pop big time again “and so I guess I will have to make a call once again.”
“NO!” Jericho now drops down to his knees in the ring, putting out his arms and begging Shane “No Shane! Please! Anything! I’ll do anything! Just don’t suspend me! Please!”
“Anything huh?” Shane gives a sly grin.
Jericho now gets straight faced, getting up and swallowing as he stands.
“Well…it just so happens there is something you can do….other than be fined 3,000 dollars. Because striking an official is still an offensive that need strict punishment, it’s just that yours will be monetary. This time” he glares at him “but there is one other condition that you get to stay on. You want to be around for Summerslam when we go across the pond the new Wembly Stadium in good old England. You want to still be active then? Fine! You will have a match that night, a rematch against Stone Cold Steve Austin!” The crowd erupts in massive cheers as Jericho shakes his head and begging for something else “and it will be a Street Fight!” The crowd is going berserk now “oh and Chris, just so that there is an extra carrot to be dangled, and extra incentive for you both; the winner will get a WWF title match at Unforgiven in September! Good luck!”
With that Shane grins down at Jericho and Cornette who are stone faced in despair, his music playing as he heads to the back. We now come back to the ring where Jericho is still in shock, lowering his head and contemplating what just happened….the arena then explodes as from behind comes Stone Cold. Before Jericho has even noticed he turns Cornette around and gives him an almighty stunner to a huge roar from the crowd. Jericho is only taken out of his brooding trace when he sees Cornette flip into his peripheral vision. He then gulps and slowly turns around where a grinning rattle snake is waiting for him, waves at him to wake him up, flips him off and then kicks him in the gut and gives him a massive stunner as well.
Austin music hits and he grabs two beers, poring them down his neck and over Jericho and his new suit on the mat before heading out and yelling back “see you soon you son of a bitch!” Before marching to the back, leaving Jericho and Cornette laying out cold with beer all over them as we go to our first break.
Then in our opening match a determined Rob Van Dam is looking to fight back after his loss last night when he takes on and defeats Kaz. He certainly looks in a far more dangerous mindset than normal, turning to the camera when he leaves and holding up his ECW title.
“I want someone to try, I dare someone to try and take this from me” with that he heads to the back.
Then it’s a six women tag team match as the Women’s Champion Trish Stratus teams with Kelly Kelly and Eve to take on the team of Sarita, Angelina Love & Roxxi. The women battle hard but in the end its insult to injury as for the second night in a row Trish pins Sarita for the win. Sarita is furious getting up and yelling in Trish’s face about how she cheated, that bring in all the other women and before we know it a 6 way screaming match turns into a shoving match as referee’s arrive on the scene to try and break this apart. But just as it’s about to turn heated…
*Play Kong*
The crowd goes wild as Awesome Kong returns, storming down the ramp to the ring as in the ring all the women watch on in terror. Slowly Kong steps through the ropes and glares at them all. Roxxi and Love run forward for the preemptive strike but Kong blocks then and hammers them both down. In comes Sarita now who gets scooped up and driven down with a powerbomb. Kong then grabs Eve and powerbombs her, then powerbombs Love, then Roxxi. Destroying each women one by one she then turns to Kelly Kelly, grabs her and drives her through the mat with the implant buster! The arena is rumbling, many cheering as Kong stands up, the carnage of all the women she has just destroyed around her as she now slowly lifts her head and looks at Trish, the only women left standing. Trish is breathing hard and staring back as Kong lifts her hand up and points to the Women’s title in her hand, then gestures a belt around her waist. Trish for her part nods and holds up the belt.
“Ha…have we just seen a challenge?” JR asks.
“Have we just seen it accepted?” King counters.
With that Kong turns and leaves the ring, leaving Trish glaring on at her as we go to break.
We are then in the interview area with Gene Okerlund.
“Ladies and Gentleman I am here at this time with the brand new GHC Junior heavyweight champion! KENTA!” The crowd cheers as KENTA enters into shot with the title belt on his shoulder “KENTA we know how much regaining that title meant to you, how desperately you wanted to be the one to take it back to Japan on the next Noah tour. You must be very happy.”
“I am” KENTA nods, speaking in broken English “I want and need to take this title home and now I will.”
“You will huh?” Says a voice off screen.
The crowd boos as Dolph Ziggler swaggers in with Sherri behind him.
“Well it’s a long time until they need you back there, you could easily loose it again in the next few weeks. Even at Summerslam…that is a nice looking belt” Dolph goes to touch it, KENTA flinching it back away from him.
“I will beat anyone who try. I can easily beat you.”
“Oh is that so? Cause that’s not how it happened at Foundation.”
“You did not win either.”
“No…but you’re the one that lost your title. And you cost me a fair shot at the IC belt…so I think you owe me a shot against that title. And if you’re so certain you can beat me why not prove it and but that title on the line…tonight!” The crowd cheers at the suggestion.
“OK” KENTA nods “I will make you very sorry.”
“We’ll see” Ziggler grins and walks away with Sherri, leaving KENTA glaring on with the title match set for tonight!
We then cut to the back of the arena again where now we see AJ Styles arriving, the title belt on his shoulder, pulling his bag behind him as he walks into the arena to a big cheer from the live crowd.
We then cut back to the arena:
*Play we are the Champions*
The boos are thunderous as the Nexus walk out from the back with LAX in toe, holding up their belts high and signing to the music with broad smiles on their faces. The five men a women swagger down to the ring, Wade and Miz singing along with the words, stopping only to taunt the crowd and yell at them. When they enters the ring Miz backs off and takes a giant run, leaping on Barrett’s shoulder and being span around as he holds up the two title belts high, the boos getting louder and louder by the second.
“Oh come on, this is too much” JR grumbles.
“This is Nexus JR!” King responds.
Finally the music dies and Miz and Barrett grin at the booing and jeering live crowd with Lax and Chelsea shadowing behind them.
“Face it people…we’re brilliant! We are masters of this game. It doesn’t matter how you win only that you win. You people just don’t like it, the Motor City Moron Gang don’t like because we are just smarter than all of you. When we heard the words No Disqualifications we made deals and this is the one that came through for us. We won the match; we retained our titles because we were smart enough to think of it. Just remember, we don’t cheat because we have to, we cheat because we want to. And if you don’t like it you can shut your fat mouths, sit on your fat asses, get on twitter and send out a tweet saying how much we suck, go on, because at the end of the day it doesn’t matter what you people want. The Nexus is the greatest team not just because we win out matches because we win our matches by any means necessary. And with that in mind we approached Konnan here and we told them that if they helped us retain last night, like we needed it, then we would give his boys a title match. Fair deal right? Yeah! So let it be known that from this time forth we cannot be beaten because if you put us in a regular defense we will do everything we can behind the refs back to win, and if you put us in no DQ then we will get friends. So keep that in mind…bitches!”
The crowd boos as he hands the microphone to Barrett.
“Now, about that title match LAX. When do you want it? Tonight? Next week? Summerslam? Any time is good because now that we beat those little midgets again we have all the time in the world to face any team we want.”
*Play MCMG*
The crowd goes wild as the Guns walk out on stage.
“Ok…ok you two want to play it like that” Shelly half grins, half sneers down at them “two can play at that game. Because no matter where you two go we are going to get you, no matter who you hide behind, we are going to get you. And if you get back up…we get back up. Seems we aren’t the only ones who want to kick some Latin ass!”
*Play No Limit*
The crowd cheers as No Limit walk out, bow to Sabin and Shelly and stand at either side of them. Sabin now has the microphone.
“Yeah so unless you count that twig that has cheated on you Miz with every boy in the back, not the least of which being Wade” The crowd reacts as Chelsea now yells at them Barrett turn and yelling at Miz that it’s not true “yeah. Unless you count her and unless you count that fat overrated piece of crap who used to dress like a power ranger” the crowd laughs and cheer as Konnan grows wide eyed and starts yelling in Spanish in a frenzy now “unless you count those two, and who does. The numbers are now even. So what are you two gonna do now? Oh yeah…that’s right. Get you asses handed to you!”
The crowd cheers as No Limit and The Guns set off to charge the ring when…
*Play Shane*
“Whoah! Whoah hold on!” Shane calls out on a mic as he walks out from the back, followed by security just encase “hold on! You lot can fight…you all deserve to fight but you will do it within the rules. See if you back off from this brawl now guys then I will make a match for later. It will be a 8 man tag team match as No Limit will team of the Motor City Machine Guns to take on the team of Nexus and LAX. That will be later tonight, in the mean time lets have some order restored!”
With that Shane drops his mic and leaves, The Guns now stopped and staring back at him, Sabin glaring and nodding at Shane then turning and pointing at Nexus and yelling “you ass is ours!” As we go to break.
Then it’s the title match for the GHC Junior Heavyweight Championship as KENTA defends against Dolph Ziggler. KENTA kicks the hell out of Dolph around the ring, but Dolph fight back with great wrestling skill of his own. These two go back and forth in one hell of a TV match but the end comes when Sherri grabs KENTA’s foot out of the ref view allowing Dolph to get the Zig-Zag for the 1…2…3!
Dolph runs the runs in celebrations yelling out “yes! Yes! Yes!” And pumping his fist into the air. Sherri now has the title as she runs into the ring and grabs him in a hug, the two jumping on and down in celebration, and then placing the title belt around Ziggler’s waste and leaving to Party. Back in the ring the music dies as we settle in on KENTA, his head in his hands as we see he is almost in tears. He then leaves the ring and slowly walks to the back.
“He wanted so badly to take that title home, he had it…but now all that is gone thanks to Sherri and Dolph. Man” JR says solemnly as KENTA slowly walks to the back.
We then cut to a shot of Jushin Liger and Hayabusa as they nod to each other, slapping each other on the shoulder. They look ready as they turn and are caught by our cameras walking to the ring.
“Jake Roberts finally returns to in ring action when he teams with the Pope to take on Hayabusa and Jushin Liger. Next!”
*PLAY ALL*
We are back and its go time as finally Liger gets his chance to get his hand son Jake after well over a month of stalking and what he did to Dusty. Finally and a few moments a good action Liger is tagged in and the same time as Jake, the crowd is buzzing, ready to see these two finally go at it. Liger moves forward to lock up…but Jake backs off with an evil grin upon his face. Then behind him Hayabusa walks into the ring. Jushin opens his arms wide in confusion at Jake and then turns to see Hayabusa standing there, staring at him in further confusion now. Hayabusa then lifts his hands up and unhooks his mask, removing it to the shock of everyone. On his forehead is written the letter H, with a snake wrapped around it. He then launches forward and attacks and the crowd react in shock and then heavy boos, H beating Liger into the mat and then picking him up and driving him down with the H bomb, allowing Roberts to come over and cover for 1..2…3!
The boos reign down with a mixture of confusion at what the hell just happened. On the ring apron and the Pope is looking in confusion, wondering what going on but still very happy he won. Roberts now gets a microphone and kneels down next to Liger.
“Liger, oh Liger…meet Hayabusa’s other personality of H. A personality I unleashed from its cage of that mask. See I wanted to see his dark side too Liger and so I DDT’d him at a house show last week. Now I expect the Darkside of Hayabusa….but this will do nicely. Afterwards he and I had a little talk about my plans. That’s why he attacked you last night when I had the lights turned off Liger! For me. Because soon It will be your head I grab and you head I drive into the mat. And then…and then Liger I will see it. I will see the side of you I want to see and not this superhero crap. I will see Kishin unleashed and he will follow me as he did the Undertaker, like Hayabusa now follows me as H as Darkside followed Undertaker. You are looking at the new puppet master of the WWF Liger. And you….are my fist target. Sleep tight.”
With that Robert’s music hits as he stands and he and H hold up their arms to the crowd to massive boos as Liger lies out on the mat and we go to break.
When we come back we in the back with Jericho and Cornette as Okerlund runs up to them.
“Gentleman, Gentleman if I can just get a moment. Care to comment on what happened earlier?”
Jericho has an ice pack on his neck, his hair and shirt soaked in beer as he look up in a very, very bad mood.
“Austin will pay for this, he will pay. Summerslam? Street Fight? That’s ok….I’ll kick his ass all over London…”
“Hang on Chris! Hang on!” Okerlund cuts him off “apparently another of our cameras are with Steve Austin right now, if you will watch the monitor here Jericho you can watch this.”
He points to the monitor behind them.
“Well hello there live from Chris Jericho’s Private locker room” The crowd cheers as the camera pulls back and Austin is standing indeed in Jericho’s locker room “don’t worry about any interruptions either cause I locked the damn door now let’s play the Stone Cold Fashion Tips Show let’s see…” he reaches down and picks up a shirt “this glittery piece of trash went out with the disco era, even then it was pretty tacky so this can go” We get a shot of Jericho’s face, his Jaw dropping and quivering as Austin he tears the shirt in two and and throws it behind him “now..this” he holds up Jericho’s King of the World shirt “this lies so it has to go” he tears that up and throws it away also “and this…well” he holds up a very generic leather shirt “well this just look like crap and don’t like his ass so it’s gone two. Wham!” He yells as rips the shirt and them kicks it across the room “and now we go the art critic part of our program as we see this” he walks over to a portrait of Jericho with the Undisputed titles “this just isn’t a very good picture. In fact I think it’s the ugliest piece of crap I ever saw but that ok Chris, don’t worry cause Stone Cold can fix it.”
Austin now grabs and shakes a spray can, spraying some glasses and a mustache on Jericho’s grinning, he then steps back and stares it for a moment and says “nah who am I kidding. You can’t shine a turd” he then takes the frame off the wall and smashes it on the table. “Now finally we get to our Main Event segment the book critic section” he now holds up a copy of Jericho’s book “my review is that the last time I saw something full of so much crap I was in the bathroom looking the toilet bowl…so I will do what everyone has brought it should do, if they can’t take it back that is” he now takes the book, bring up and match, flicks it and sets the book on fire. “Oh my God! Oh Jesus a fire! Gotta put is out!” Austin rants and he now throws the book to the floor and stomps on it until the fire it out and book is utterly destroyed. Austin now look up to the camera and is grinning broadly as only he can as the crowds cheers heavily in response “how do you like it when I steal from you huh Jericho? You little piece of trash! You ass if mine in London. See you them. Oh Hell Yeah!” With that he grins up to the camera and walks off as it cuts.
We now come back to Jericho who is staring open mouthed in shock at the screen, Cornette swallows and turns to him “It’s ok Chris, we can replace it…”
“I don’t care! I don’t give a *beep*! I’m gonna kill him! I Hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him!!!” Jericho stomps, throwing his towel to the ground and stomping on it, swinging for Okerlund who barely has time to move and then storms off in a furious rage as the crowd cheers and we cut to break.
Then it’s time for our Main Event match it’s the Nexus and LAX VS No Limit and The Guns. The Guns beat the hell out of everyone on the other team, but mainly focus on Nexus. LAX and Nexus however fight back hard. However in the end Nexus have Konnan and Chelsea distract the ref, have the other three jump the other team as Miz grabs his tag title and smashes it over Shelly’s head covering him for 1…2…3!
The boos reign down at the Nexus’s music hits and they and LAX parade and celebrate, taunting the other team as they head up the ramp in victory. Back in the ring Sabin kneels down to help Shelly, looking up to glare daggers at them, behind him No Limit doing the same. This is far from over.
When we return it’s the final segment of the night.
*PLAY AJ*
Styles walks out to a massive ovation, nodding to the crowd as he steps forward, his new short on and title belt on his shoulder as he lifts the microphone to speak.
“Thanks, really. Last night was once again in a hard fought match, one of my hardest in fact, but once again I tore the house down and retained my title. That is all that matters and that is what I will continue to do. Everyone right now is asking me if I am scared of Samoa Joe, if I think my reign is over. No…I’m not scared of Joe. Now you may have found a new fire that has made you untouchable for everyone else, including Bryan who you killed last night. But that don’t make a difference. So you’re the monster Samoa Joe again now? Great! That just means I will have another notch on my belt, another accolade when I am the man to finally take you down and in doing so keep this belt? Do I think I’m in for the fight of my life at Summerslam? After what I have seen of you this year Joe, yeah. But in the end I am going to win. I am the Champion Joe, you are just going to the latest to fall.”
*Play Samoa Joe*
Joe now marches down the ramp with his street clothes on also, but he looks pumped as he enters the ring and walks right up to Styles, going nose to nose. He then picks up a mic of his own, going back to presses his nose against Styles as he lifts it, backing off only a little as he speaks.
“Everyone is saying that you and I have been unstoppable this year. I have rolled over everyone and you have retained that title despite amazing odds. We keep winning and we can’t be beat. See though punk the different between me and you is that I destroy everyone in front of me, last night I destroyed a man in 10 minutes it took you and hour to beat, you on the other hand barely, just squeak out a win. Well you ain’t gonna squeak by with me little mouse. This new “fire” as you called it AJ started when I went on a rampage against ROH, and I wiped the floor with their best, their legends. Then the night after, now three months ago AJ I got in this ring and I told you that no matter who I gotta beat I would get to you and you would be the last to fall of those punks. And I hoped, I hoped you would still have that title as I fought to the top…and you do” he looks down at the belt “good. Because that means at Summerslam I am going to kill two birds with one stone, and kill you I will punk!” He sneers and growls at Styles as the crowd react “I ain’t gonna come out here and shake your hand like the last two chumps did AJ, even to trick ya, I am just gonna tell you right now. At Summerslam I am going to kill you and leave you a broken mess in this ring, then I am going to stand up and take your belt and then your dreams as champion will become mine, they will become the WWF’s worst nightmare!”
AJ reels back from the words but they stands right back to up to him with a smile “That so? Well how about we just say then Joe…let the best man win.”
AJ holds out his hand, but Joe just sneers at it, gets closed and yells in AJ’s face, almost roaring like a lion. He then grabs AJ, hooks him and chokes him out with the coquina clutch! The crowd going wild with a mixed reaction as finally Joe lets go as refs fill the ring. Joe stands leaving AJ lifeless on the mat, then turns and picks up the title holding it up high as he sneers at the camera, the logo appearing and the show fading to black.