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Post by BlackMage5072 on Apr 16, 2011 19:16:04 GMT
- WWE sent out a survey to fans online yesterday asking their thoughts on the following new pay-per-view titles:
* WWE Uprising
* WWE Vengeance
* WWE Champions
* WWE Revolution
Uprising - Lame.
Champions - Uhh... stupid.
Revolution - Not really.
Which brings me to Vengeance... Didn't you dumbshits fucking HAVE Vengeance before?!?!?!?
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Post by Valdora on Apr 16, 2011 20:25:12 GMT
Better than naming shows after a match, which they thankfully have stopped since they didn't sell.
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Post by BlackMage5072 on Apr 16, 2011 21:43:48 GMT
Dude, in all honesty, this means that there HAD to have been a meeting that went something like this:
Vince: "We need new Pay Per View name ideas, does anyone here have any suggestions?"
Rep 1: "Hmm... WWE Champions."
Vince: "Sounds promising... anyone else have anything?"
Rep 2: "I got one! WWE Uprising!"
Vince: "Sounds pretty good, sounds like something big's about to happen, write that down, I like it. Any more?"
Rep 3: "Got one! WWE Revolution."
Vince: "Sounds almost familiar, but keep it on the table, I think we could do with that one. Sounds almost like a change is about to happen, we'll stick with it."
Rep 4: "I GOT IT! WWE VENGEANCE!"
Vince: "OH WOW! That's fantastic! That sounds like someone's about to get their ass handed to them for revenge! Oh god, write that down, I think I just came!"
This shows me that WWE has a writing/creative/dipshit crew that hasn't been around for more than five years, since Vengeance's last ppv was 2007, and New Year's REVOLUTION (see what I did there?) was the same fucking year! And what makes this one even worse is that "Vengeance" and "Champions" BECAME THE SAME FUCKING SHOW!
God, Vince McMahon is losing his fucking mind, I think he needs to step down right now.
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Post by DM on Apr 16, 2011 21:47:47 GMT
Fuck WWE
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Post by BlackMage5072 on Apr 16, 2011 21:52:46 GMT
Also, to further emphasize how fucking stupid this is, "WWE Champions" sounds like a pay per view that should feature John Cena, Randy Orton, Triple H, The Undertaker, Edge, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve, Austin, Mankind, Kurt Angle, Buddy Rogers, Bruno Sammartino, Superstar Billy Graham, Bob Backlund, The Iron Shiek, and EVERYONE else that's held the fucking WWE Title for a giant gang-bang of a clusterfuck Royal Rumble match and the last cripple standing in the ring is the new WWE Champion. WHAT THE FUCK is that? God! Fuck this company! Down on Sin Cara, stupid PPV names, Edge retiring and accidentally burying Kane even more? FUCK THIS COMPANY!
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Post by alex0816 on Apr 16, 2011 23:09:38 GMT
wwe revolution: new years revolution
wwe champions: night of champions
wwe vengence: ummm...Vengence
wwe uprising: ok this ones new but sounds terrible
jesus, wat a 4 year old thought of these names
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