WWE Elimination Chamber 2011

[DM]

Okay people here is DM's Thoughts, first I'm happy then I'm depressed, please follow along.

Del Rio vs. Kofi Kingstong - Very good match I have to say, not as good as I was hoping but still good nonetheless, press mute now because Cole will annoy you for the rest of the PPV.

Smackdown Elimination Chamber - Holy....Shit. Everyone was made in this match, Drew looked strong, Kane got his balls back, Rey got destroyed, Big Show as dominate, Rey got destroyed, Barrett held his own, Rey got destroyed, Edge survived, Rey got destroyed, Edge wins, Rey got destroyed. Del Rio jumps Edge, enter Christian, good stuff, Del Rio vs. Edge at Mania..this is the ONLY match I care for right now.

Tag Team Titles - Wow a decent tag team match, I'm impressed, The Corre wins the titles back and this makes Slater and Gabriel even more valuable over the NXT winner Wade Barrett.

Trish returns, fans don't seem to care, more on her later.

Cena eats fruity pebbles, now, I'm done with John Cena, more on him later.

Vickie begs for Dolph's job back, enter Kelly Kelly, enter LayCool, enter Trish, fans...don't care, lets move on.

Miz vs. Lawler - For all intents and purposes, Mute this match, you'll thank me later. Lots of drama, decent match, Cole gets taken out, Miz wins and Cole SHITS on Lawler, literally, he pulled his pants down and took a massive shit on him. You don't believe me...watch the match.

Raw Chamber - Jesus Fucking Christ. Punk got screwed yet gets back into the chamber due to the GM. R truth does alright for ten seconds, Shaemus gets beat, Orton loses to a GTS, the fans go crazy (WWE....TAKE FUCKING NOTE, ORTON IS DEAD) Morrison continues to be the star of this match, GTS Punk wins, AA on Punk, Cena wins.....now I'm pissed.

Okay, first off, I'm done with this Pay Per View, it was enjoyable at best, not great but still very very good for what it was worth. I am NOT happy with whom won the Raw Chamber, if Morrison is not in MITB, I'm not watching WM 27 and I'm not kidding. For the 7th time in a fucking row, Cena is in the Main Event Title Hunt. I don't give a fuck if he faces Taker at Mania, I don't care. I don't care if Sting shows up, I don't care. I wouldn't care if Great Muta debuted...I don't care, my hatred for John Cena now is at an all time high that EVEN the fans showed their dislike but NOT CHEERING FOR HIM after he won. Don't believe me, watch the match. They popped for 3 seconds and then were dead silent. I mean....DEAD FUCKING SILENT.
WWE, I could give a shit that Rock is back, I could give a shit that Trish came back, I could care less that Austin is hosting Tough Enough and I could care less that HBK is going into the Hall of Fame, it's nothing more than just a wash to HIDE the fact you don't have faith in young talent and you're stuck in this goddammed rut that is John Cena/Randy Orton. I'm not falling for the 'hype' that surrounds it this year, no matter how many stars you pull in, Cena is in the Main Event and he does NOT belong in it. For FOUR FUCKING YEARS IT"S THE SAME "I have to get to Wrestlemania" BULLSHIT WITH HIM, HE'S THE FUCKING ANIKAN SKYWALKER OF WRESTLING THESE DAYS. For fuck sake, do SOMETHING with the young talent you have and push them. Del Rio, you don't have a fucking chance, trust me, you don't have a chance.

Overall the Pay Per View was fairly good, 7/10 stars for me, minus the Cena Rant.

[BlackMage5072]

Well, Elimination Chamber is over, so let's begin with the review:



1.) Alberto Del Rio vs. Kofi Kingston (non-title): This was a pretty solid match. Nothing special to say here, both guys performed well, and really nothing stood out in this matchup, but it was very good. Del Rio gets the win over Kofi via submission. 3/5



2.) Smackdown Elimination Chamber: Edge defends WHC vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Wade Barrett vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Kane vs. : Well, the replacement for Ziggler ended up being Big Show. Yawn. Anyway, DAMN this chamber was good. Rey Rey got tossed around like a fucking child, and took the most abuse in this match. I also believe that this is the first chamber in history to have all six men participate in at the same time with no eliminations. Rey and Edge started the match and really worked a solid pace, but the eliminations came VERY quickly in it. Drew McIntyre was the star of this chamber, as soon as he entered, he kicked the shit out of everybody and just really put on a fantastic performance in this match. All the way across the table, great chamber match, and an EXCELLENT finish with Edge catching Rey in mid-air with a Spear, retaining the World Title. 3.5/5.

(Bonus!) Alberto Del Rio comes out after the chamber and attacks Edge, locking him in the cross armbreaker. Someone's gotta help Edge, right? Indeed! Christian returns and beats the hell outta Del Rio and hits the Unprettier. Welcome back, Christian, although I would've saved this return for after WM.



3.) Santino Marella and Vladimir Koslov defend vs. Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater: Holy hell. This was a good tag match, I thoroughly enjoyed it. All four men put on a pretty good performance, especially Santino and Slater. Slater's gotten a lot better in the ring lately, and this match shows. Gabriel hits the 450 and Corre is now the new Tag Team Champions. Wait a second... so Gabriel and Slater, two LOSERS of NXT 1 get titles before Wade Barrett... TWICE? Well, what can ya do? Anyway, great tag team match. 3/5



4.) The Miz defends WWE Championship vs. Jerry Lawler: Okay, from a wrestling standpoint, this wasn't what you'd call a classic match. And it DEFINITELY didn't help that Cole wouldn't shut the fuck up, and we won't hear the end of it on Raw tomorrow. Drama wise, this match was pretty good, I was invested in it. A-Ri gets thrown out, Miz gets thrown onto Cole, but Miz ends up pulling the win with the Skullcrushing Finale. 2.5/5



5.) Raw Elimination Chamber: John Cena vs. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk vs. Sheamus vs. R-Truth vs. John Morrison: First things first: JOHN MORRISON IS MAIN EVENT MATERIAL. WATCH HIS PERFORMANCE IN THIS MATCH. Dear god, JoMo was pulling moves I didn't think could be done in a fucking chamber, holy crap did he work this match, and he was in it until THE VERY END. What I find hilarious is the sheer fact that after Punk eliminated Randy Orton, the crowd EXPLODES for CM Punk, and CM Punk chants are heard through the arena. Note to WWE: We don't care about Randy Orton anymore. Get the fucking hint. Overall, this wasn't a bad chamber, but Smackdown's was just better. The psychology flowed well, EVERYONE looked good in that chamber, and the outcome wasn't COMPLETELY predictable like this one. Really, did ANYONE think that Cena WASN'T going to win, and furthermore, that he WASN'T going to beat CM Punk, since Punk said that he was "batting 1.000 against Cena"? REALLY? Cena wins, snore, snore, snore, NO ONE CARES. Seriously, the crowd was DEAD when Cena won. WWE: WE CARE EVEN LESS ABOUT CENA THAN WE DO ABOUT ORTON! 2.5/5



Overall: 7/10. This was a pretty good ppv, the excitement level was pretty high with the Elimination Chamber matches just stealing the show. Honestly, for some reason, as much as I think the Elimination Chamber has really lost its luster over the years, it's STILL a damn good match to watch because of the amount of innovation that can be offered in the match. Onto Wrestlemania, where Cena's gonna beat The Miz, and Del Rio's gonna beat Edge. I CALL IT NOW.



Match of the Night: SD Chamber
Worst Match: Miz/Lawler. Wasn't bad, though. Just was the lowest match on the card in terms of interest value and such.
Star(s) of the Night: John Morrison, Rey Mysterio
Loudest Pop: CM Punk after defeating Randy Orton
Quietest moment: CENA WINNING. NO KIDDING.

[DM]

Wow BM was more positive in his review than mine...ah well, usually it's the other way around.

[BlackMage5072]

I actually ANALYZED each match, big bro. Also, I don't feel like losing my voice about Cena tonight. I'll do that tomorrow. (If Cena ends up being sniped tonight, don't look at me.)

[Valdora]

Yeah the crowd pissed me off with not reacting to Trish. Although the girl could of helped herself by not wearing heels when doing wrestling moves..to avoid the botches.

[jman]

Yeh i totally agree! Good ppv......shit ending! I mean what a shit ending! Jomo deserved to win tonight! Without him in that chamber match the match would have sucked. Literally nearly all the spots were from him. FUCK YOU CENA! My biggest problem with this ppv was that it was the most predictable show iv seen wwe do yet....the only match that i wasnt sure on was the smackdown chamber.....thats it! But yeh totally agree...deserves 7/10

[alex0816]

wow, this was the most predictable ppv ever, nothing that memorable, very boring matches, just bad

del rio wins, u mean the guy facing the world champ at mania won..no!!, sd chamber was ok, show and kane need 2 retire soon, so slow and boring, edge won, again real shocker, cool that christian is back but does any1 think he really gonna do anything, y wasnt he in the chamber,crappy tag match, all of the corre and nexus suck, crappy divas segment that should of been done on sd, coulda had another match insted of this bs,terrible wwe title match, how can i believe the jiz can beat superman, if he needs help beating lawler? fuck this company, raw chamber coulda been good, but cena and orton stole the spotlight...AGAIN, cena won...AGAIN,and mid match the fuckin cpu sends an e mail, WTF. ugh, i dont care that rocks hosting mania, wont make up for the terrible shitty matches they put on, some1 tell what match will be good cause i 4 the life of me cant think of 1 match that will stand out, maybe mitb if they have it