Post by Board Admin on Feb 19, 2011 14:29:47 GMT
Anyway onto the TNA Against All Odds PPV, I was surprised about this PPV, granted it had usual TNA logic and fucktardery written all over it but this was not a bad show, by any means it wasn’t good I mean having a match over the custody of your children from which I have read is actually going on is fucking moronic but hey that’s TNA!
So the first match was a shame, Gen Me were unable to make it too Orlando because of the Snow or whatever the hell happens in America this time of year but this is also a blessing, a three way heel match for the No.1 Contenders Spot for the X Division Title, STUPID TNA LOGIC! Real Logic would suggest two heels and one face not three fucking heels, OH FUCK TNA! Anyway Robbie E says well I win by forfeit lets have my title match now, out comes Kaz and he kicks the fuck out of Robbie E sending him back to Jersey Shore so he can never been seen on TNA AGAIN HOPEFULLY!
The six man tag was up next and this was just classic TNA, you have probably the BIGGEST tag team in pro wrestling today, holding the Tag Championships and yet you put them in a six man tag against three people that can’t wrestle out of a fuckin’ grave that they are digging themselves in! Rob Terry who would make more use as a doorstop in hospital morgue because that’s where he will end up. And Gunner and Murphy, too guys that I would rather use to feed to my dog and cat! Overall match sucked ass but seeing a frankinsteiner from Scott was just epic!
Pope against Joe was just a what the hell match, since when did Pope turn heel and surely having someone stalk your opponent that would make them the Heel, so Joe is the face/heel but Pope is the heel/face….FUCK THIS COMPANY! Joe beats the black out of Pope and sends him back to the red light district, whatever Joe is officially ruined and might as well leave TNA, as for Pope, who cares!
Knockouts match I actually missed thanks to Challenge TV, the show went dead and I missed the entire match, searched for it online and was not actually a bad match, Tara gets involved makes sense but saying that this match was probably your best match on the card IS A FUCKING UNDERSTATEMENT! Most of this card was absolute shite! This match was okay but Mickie is SO getting that belt at Lockdown, I call it now!
Fat Lardy and Rob Van Dam had a much better match than last month and actually made me care about RVD who has just been going through the motions, Tyler Reks, I mean Hardy put up a fight but RVD gets the win, okay match but nothing too special!
The next match is CLASSIC TNA, well Angle and Jarrett have a REAL life child story going on so we can incorporate it into the TV Storyline, fair enough. Well I have an idea let’s do the same with Bubba and D-Von, WHAT THE FUCK TNA! Well this match was just plunder after plunder. This was a one on one match and yet Bubba pins one of D-Von’s sons’s to get the win….FUCK THIS SHIT! Honestly they are copying WCW, This match was fucking bullshit and made SOD all sense, fuck this company!!!!
Angle against Jarrett, one of THE MOST retarded stipulations in the existence of the human race, Jarrett wins, Angle has a baby bitch fest tries to cry but the realises he is supposed to be macho and be all serious, so he unlaces his boots and leaves them in the ring. Taz keeps shouting at the camera crew to look at the ring, TAZ IT’S A PAIR OF BOOTS! Who gives a fuck, Angle isn’t retiring so don’t feel sad about it!
Main event, Ladder Match….WHY? Because it’s TNA! Anderson and Hardy have a ladder match, not a good one, not a bad one, just a ladder match. Hardy wins! So Anderson only got the belt because Hardy went to court however Hardy is back in court in March so is he losing the belt again? Seriously TNA what the fuck!
Wow I said this was a good PPV, I LIED! FUCK TNA, FUCK THE STIPULATIONS, FUCK HOGAN, FUCK BISCHOFF, FUCK RUSSO, AND FUCK SNOW, FUCK EVERYONE BACKSTAGE! I AM DONE WITH TNA! Kevin Nash could go back to TNA and I would not care! FUCK THIS COMPANY!
So the first match was a shame, Gen Me were unable to make it too Orlando because of the Snow or whatever the hell happens in America this time of year but this is also a blessing, a three way heel match for the No.1 Contenders Spot for the X Division Title, STUPID TNA LOGIC! Real Logic would suggest two heels and one face not three fucking heels, OH FUCK TNA! Anyway Robbie E says well I win by forfeit lets have my title match now, out comes Kaz and he kicks the fuck out of Robbie E sending him back to Jersey Shore so he can never been seen on TNA AGAIN HOPEFULLY!
The six man tag was up next and this was just classic TNA, you have probably the BIGGEST tag team in pro wrestling today, holding the Tag Championships and yet you put them in a six man tag against three people that can’t wrestle out of a fuckin’ grave that they are digging themselves in! Rob Terry who would make more use as a doorstop in hospital morgue because that’s where he will end up. And Gunner and Murphy, too guys that I would rather use to feed to my dog and cat! Overall match sucked ass but seeing a frankinsteiner from Scott was just epic!
Pope against Joe was just a what the hell match, since when did Pope turn heel and surely having someone stalk your opponent that would make them the Heel, so Joe is the face/heel but Pope is the heel/face….FUCK THIS COMPANY! Joe beats the black out of Pope and sends him back to the red light district, whatever Joe is officially ruined and might as well leave TNA, as for Pope, who cares!
Knockouts match I actually missed thanks to Challenge TV, the show went dead and I missed the entire match, searched for it online and was not actually a bad match, Tara gets involved makes sense but saying that this match was probably your best match on the card IS A FUCKING UNDERSTATEMENT! Most of this card was absolute shite! This match was okay but Mickie is SO getting that belt at Lockdown, I call it now!
Fat Lardy and Rob Van Dam had a much better match than last month and actually made me care about RVD who has just been going through the motions, Tyler Reks, I mean Hardy put up a fight but RVD gets the win, okay match but nothing too special!
The next match is CLASSIC TNA, well Angle and Jarrett have a REAL life child story going on so we can incorporate it into the TV Storyline, fair enough. Well I have an idea let’s do the same with Bubba and D-Von, WHAT THE FUCK TNA! Well this match was just plunder after plunder. This was a one on one match and yet Bubba pins one of D-Von’s sons’s to get the win….FUCK THIS SHIT! Honestly they are copying WCW, This match was fucking bullshit and made SOD all sense, fuck this company!!!!
Angle against Jarrett, one of THE MOST retarded stipulations in the existence of the human race, Jarrett wins, Angle has a baby bitch fest tries to cry but the realises he is supposed to be macho and be all serious, so he unlaces his boots and leaves them in the ring. Taz keeps shouting at the camera crew to look at the ring, TAZ IT’S A PAIR OF BOOTS! Who gives a fuck, Angle isn’t retiring so don’t feel sad about it!
Main event, Ladder Match….WHY? Because it’s TNA! Anderson and Hardy have a ladder match, not a good one, not a bad one, just a ladder match. Hardy wins! So Anderson only got the belt because Hardy went to court however Hardy is back in court in March so is he losing the belt again? Seriously TNA what the fuck!
Wow I said this was a good PPV, I LIED! FUCK TNA, FUCK THE STIPULATIONS, FUCK HOGAN, FUCK BISCHOFF, FUCK RUSSO, AND FUCK SNOW, FUCK EVERYONE BACKSTAGE! I AM DONE WITH TNA! Kevin Nash could go back to TNA and I would not care! FUCK THIS COMPANY!