Post by DM on Oct 4, 2010 4:42:24 GMT
Like the set, like the pyro, lets get this started.
Triple Threat U.S. Title match, each guy brought in their own unique style to the match, Morrison being the dare devil, Miz being a rough and tuff bastard while Danielson did the submission thing, Morrison tries for the win with a Clover Leaf but fails due to Riley, Danielson tosses him into a camera man, Lebelle Lock, Miz taps.
Orton vs. Shaemus, alright match I suppose, Orton and Shaemus both looked alright in this match, doesn't need blood but a fairly decent brawl. Two broke kicks and yet Orton STILL kicks out even after getting chair shots, RKO on stairs, orton wins and he has a ten minute wrestlemania epic victory celebration, the fans stop cheering around four minutes, Face is Shaemus, the Broke Kick is just that..Broke, Four to take out Triple H, two isn't enough to take out Orton, see you in the indies my friend. By the way...Cole, go back to sucking on Miz's dick, least you were quiet, Satan's Structre will NOT be renamed the 'Vipers Playground."
Nexus promo, insert promo here.
Alberto Del Rio comes down, okay now I'm interested. Pokes fun of Mysterio and says he can buy each and everyone of us, now he's being Ted DiBiase? Enter Edge. Cananda vs. Mexico? Hmm..I like it. Enter Thwagger. Edge is having none of it, starts a brawl. The Omnipetent GM is back? On a Mac Book...shoot me. Edge is told to give an apology to the GM while Edge faces Swagger on the spot. Fuck you GM, fuck you Cole, Fuck you Macintosh. Fuck the Apology, Edge Wins.
Nexus Promo, they're brewing something.
Superman vs Barhat, I dare you WWE to shock me. Don't fuck with me WWE, we both know these two can't wrestle...why they wrestling? Oh wait nevermind. Nexus comes down but does shit, Barrat is pissed. Hmm Barrat is looking good in this match, Cena putting him over, well he's good at that at least. Cole keeps arguing that their jobs are on the line if Nexus wins, I had NO idea that if Cena lost WWE goes under via WcW, when the fuck did it get that major? Nexus surrounds the ring, enter Big Show and company. More pump handle/double underhook moves by Barrat. Striker points out kids and girls chant Cena while the men chant Barret..uhm...well it's true but...wow. Superman kicks out of 'The Wasteland' shit, Kyrptonite isn't working. Attitude Adjustment...great....no? Kick out? STF....great.....fan interferes? OH MY GOD....CENA LOSES? Cole is on Cena's Side? THE FUCK IS THIS? I think the earth's rotation just shifted. Fans are booing because of this, Cole now playing face, make up your fucking mind, they're carrying on that this is the 'end' of John Cena, jesus christ people does anyone remember when HBK joined with JBL? Just give it two months.
Paul Bearer talks about how he himself has a master plan. Promo about Make a Wish, granted WWE may be assholes, at least they're there for the kids, so fuck sports, go WWE, ego boost for you at least.
Laycool vs. Nattie, I know many don't care but please Nattie, make that bitch tap. God she looks hot tonight. Nattie, full figured woman, looks great, McCool, a straight line is not a figure, looks ill, point proven. McCool has the first half of the match, Nattie destroys. 1-2-3 FUCK YOU REF FOR TAKING SO LONG, McCool kicks out of roll up. SHARPSHOOTER, TAP OUT YOU BITCH!!!! Counter? COUNTER BACK!!! LAYLA THROWS A SHOE? DQ? YOU FUCKING BLACK WHORE!!!!! Cole is a heel again? The fuck is wrong with this?
Kane and Undertaker, main event, the match we all paid for, finally. Love the promo build up to this. Fire in a cage, LOVE the effect. Paul is within the Cell...interesting. Oh..nevermind. Kane goes on the offense early, Taker strikes back, match begins after a three minute brawl. Kane is busted on the back of his head, no towel, awesome. Back and forth exchange though Kane is the agressor in this match. GoGo Platta...Kane breaks out. Double boot to the face, double sit up. Chokeslam, Kane kicks out. Chokeslam by Kane..kick out. Second rope ten punch, Last Ride. Tombstone by Kane, Taker kicks out. Ref is knockedo out, cage door is opened. Bearer slides in, Kane notices. Kane corners Paul, Taker sits up, Paul hands over Urn to Kane...sweet. Kane.....wins! Even though this is a repeat..it makes PERFECT sense!
Overall the PPV was decent, not great but decent I will say, 6 stars out of 10 I'd say.
Triple Threat U.S. Title match, each guy brought in their own unique style to the match, Morrison being the dare devil, Miz being a rough and tuff bastard while Danielson did the submission thing, Morrison tries for the win with a Clover Leaf but fails due to Riley, Danielson tosses him into a camera man, Lebelle Lock, Miz taps.
Orton vs. Shaemus, alright match I suppose, Orton and Shaemus both looked alright in this match, doesn't need blood but a fairly decent brawl. Two broke kicks and yet Orton STILL kicks out even after getting chair shots, RKO on stairs, orton wins and he has a ten minute wrestlemania epic victory celebration, the fans stop cheering around four minutes, Face is Shaemus, the Broke Kick is just that..Broke, Four to take out Triple H, two isn't enough to take out Orton, see you in the indies my friend. By the way...Cole, go back to sucking on Miz's dick, least you were quiet, Satan's Structre will NOT be renamed the 'Vipers Playground."
Nexus promo, insert promo here.
Alberto Del Rio comes down, okay now I'm interested. Pokes fun of Mysterio and says he can buy each and everyone of us, now he's being Ted DiBiase? Enter Edge. Cananda vs. Mexico? Hmm..I like it. Enter Thwagger. Edge is having none of it, starts a brawl. The Omnipetent GM is back? On a Mac Book...shoot me. Edge is told to give an apology to the GM while Edge faces Swagger on the spot. Fuck you GM, fuck you Cole, Fuck you Macintosh. Fuck the Apology, Edge Wins.
Nexus Promo, they're brewing something.
Superman vs Barhat, I dare you WWE to shock me. Don't fuck with me WWE, we both know these two can't wrestle...why they wrestling? Oh wait nevermind. Nexus comes down but does shit, Barrat is pissed. Hmm Barrat is looking good in this match, Cena putting him over, well he's good at that at least. Cole keeps arguing that their jobs are on the line if Nexus wins, I had NO idea that if Cena lost WWE goes under via WcW, when the fuck did it get that major? Nexus surrounds the ring, enter Big Show and company. More pump handle/double underhook moves by Barrat. Striker points out kids and girls chant Cena while the men chant Barret..uhm...well it's true but...wow. Superman kicks out of 'The Wasteland' shit, Kyrptonite isn't working. Attitude Adjustment...great....no? Kick out? STF....great.....fan interferes? OH MY GOD....CENA LOSES? Cole is on Cena's Side? THE FUCK IS THIS? I think the earth's rotation just shifted. Fans are booing because of this, Cole now playing face, make up your fucking mind, they're carrying on that this is the 'end' of John Cena, jesus christ people does anyone remember when HBK joined with JBL? Just give it two months.
Paul Bearer talks about how he himself has a master plan. Promo about Make a Wish, granted WWE may be assholes, at least they're there for the kids, so fuck sports, go WWE, ego boost for you at least.
Laycool vs. Nattie, I know many don't care but please Nattie, make that bitch tap. God she looks hot tonight. Nattie, full figured woman, looks great, McCool, a straight line is not a figure, looks ill, point proven. McCool has the first half of the match, Nattie destroys. 1-2-3 FUCK YOU REF FOR TAKING SO LONG, McCool kicks out of roll up. SHARPSHOOTER, TAP OUT YOU BITCH!!!! Counter? COUNTER BACK!!! LAYLA THROWS A SHOE? DQ? YOU FUCKING BLACK WHORE!!!!! Cole is a heel again? The fuck is wrong with this?
Kane and Undertaker, main event, the match we all paid for, finally. Love the promo build up to this. Fire in a cage, LOVE the effect. Paul is within the Cell...interesting. Oh..nevermind. Kane goes on the offense early, Taker strikes back, match begins after a three minute brawl. Kane is busted on the back of his head, no towel, awesome. Back and forth exchange though Kane is the agressor in this match. GoGo Platta...Kane breaks out. Double boot to the face, double sit up. Chokeslam, Kane kicks out. Chokeslam by Kane..kick out. Second rope ten punch, Last Ride. Tombstone by Kane, Taker kicks out. Ref is knockedo out, cage door is opened. Bearer slides in, Kane notices. Kane corners Paul, Taker sits up, Paul hands over Urn to Kane...sweet. Kane.....wins! Even though this is a repeat..it makes PERFECT sense!
Overall the PPV was decent, not great but decent I will say, 6 stars out of 10 I'd say.